This is word for word from her site:

Today I studied for my trainer certification.I have my tests all weekend long.It sucks.I don't study.I hate reading that long.There are so many different things to know, I can't even pronounce half the words.It gave me a headache.So I went to Burke Williams and got a massage and facial.It was yummy.I went by to say hi to Sara and everyone,and I'm going to study a little more,even though it will do me no good.I've studied this whole week, and can't remember a thing.Oh well.

Hemingway couldn't write better than this.