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#547472 - 03/16/12 03:54 AM Hey new sharif BORINGYO
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Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/16/12 03:54 AM)

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#547477 - 03/16/12 05:47 AM Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Someone is jealous. How cute and unsettling at the same time.

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#547504 - 03/16/12 01:55 PM Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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No one's called me that since...Melissa Ashley. You;re in good company, buddy.

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#547531 - 03/16/12 07:04 PM Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Willie D Offline

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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
[boring YT video]

1. Making your point by linking YT videos is lame.
2. Editing every post two or three times is lame.
3. You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.

3 for 3, you should try out for Spring Training.

B, you ever hear from James lately?

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#547533 - 03/16/12 07:33 PM Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
[boring YT video]

1. Making your point by linking YT videos is lame.
2. Editing every post two or three times is lame.
3. You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.

3 for 3, you should try out for Spring Training.

B, you ever hear from James lately?




So the syphilis is setting in nicely on you Will E DEE.


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/16/12 07:35 PM)

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#547539 - 03/16/12 08:01 PM Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.


I don't think that's Garfield. More like that Fake Garfield from a couple of years ago.





Which is lamer still.

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#547551 - 03/16/12 09:54 PM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: ]
Willie D Offline

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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Which is lamer still.
This was way before my reg date, but the original Garfield came up with "boringyo." We need Biff to come back and clear up this one.
forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=77542

As for Nate, he just proves my point every time he fails to write a cogent post, substituting YouTube links to make some vague point.

Nate, if you hate the board so much, just leave. Quit trying the "suicide by banning" route. Have more respect for yourself than Chickenmaster or Wankus.

What a puss.

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#547553 - 03/16/12 10:00 PM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
LouCypher Offline
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lets try and guess what nates going after next....

- i'm betting that somehow ashley blues book is going to come up.

- also the time that willie edited that post.

- a c3x fag attack must be imminent.
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#547554 - 03/16/12 10:07 PM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
We need Biff to come back and clear up this one.


Yep. If anyone knows John Garfield.

Speaking of reg dates, I find it curious that a guy with a 2007 reg date and a five year posting hiatus could possibly amass such encyclopedic knowledge of XPT.

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#547558 - 03/16/12 10:27 PM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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He musta taken the time to read every post. When I first got here, I went through the forums and looked at the pictures, only reading hear and there.
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#547591 - 03/17/12 06:03 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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Ahhh Garfield... now that was a piece of work...

Willie I got a rise out of james when I told Garfield I'd just draw and shoot him instead of fight him...and no, I haven't heard from him in some time.

Garfield: Verizon Sales Account Manager Extraordinaire

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#547612 - 03/17/12 10:06 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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I did that on a Yahoo swingers group. Had been going back and forth with a guy and he told me he was going to kill me. My first interwebs death threat. I sent him an email with my address, told him to drop by anytime. But to keep in mind I take death threats seriously, so his "killing" me wasn't going to be a fistfight. That since he had threatened me in a public forum, I was going to defend myself and my home and that chances were he would be catching a bullet. And that living where I live, where a castle is just that, no jury would ever convict me. He didn't want to play anymore.
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#547614 - 03/17/12 10:09 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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Ever have a fight break out at a wife swapping event? Chick fight would be great, but I'll take a story about a couple dudes scrapping and the events that led up to it.
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#547629 - 03/17/12 11:41 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Nate had a little hissy fit on my profile page. He might be Hyde 2.0 instead of Garfield 2.0 after all. laugh

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#547630 - 03/17/12 11:43 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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Yeah a lot more Hyde-Angst and very little Garfield 'roid-rage.

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#547632 - 03/17/12 11:58 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
J.B.
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Join the club. I thought yours read more like Ivor Biggun than Hyde, though.

This profile comment and "THAAAAVE Me, Monkey!!!" shenanigans plays like a sixth-rate MPZ (who himself played like a twelfth-rate PAFH.)


EDIT: Yeah, I just reread it and I'm seeing the Hyde now.


Edited by J.B. (03/17/12 12:00 PM)

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#547698 - 03/18/12 03:38 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I did that on a Yahoo swingers group. Had been going back and forth with a guy and he told me he was going to kill me. My first interwebs death threat. I sent him an email with my address, told him to drop by anytime. But to keep in mind I take death threats seriously, so his "killing" me wasn't going to be a fistfight. That since he had threatened me in a public forum, I was going to defend myself and my home and that chances were he would be catching a bullet. And that living where I live, where a castle is just that, no jury would ever convict me. He didn't want to play anymore.


Is this supposed to impress? Seriously?

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#547746 - 03/18/12 10:50 AM Re: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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No. Just relating a similar tale. Thanx for the concern, postman.
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#547972 - 03/19/12 04:53 PM Omar Cumming Yo
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#547973 - 03/19/12 04:59 PM Re: Omar Cumming Yo [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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#547975 - 03/19/12 05:02 PM Re: Omar Cumming Yo [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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We already have a Youtube thread. If you want to spam these random youtube links you need to post enough text to go along with them to justify having their own thread. Otherwise, this is going into that thread.

If you react as I expect and try to start more shit, it's going to the Cage.

This isn't hard. In fact in a twisted way it is very, very logical. When you puke a youtube link with no sell or explanation it's going to be "off 'ya go".

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#547977 - 03/19/12 05:11 PM I'm an attention whore!
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#547979 - 03/19/12 05:13 PM Re: Fuk Yo Team BoringYO [Re: Bornyo]
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#547981 - 03/19/12 05:23 PM Re: Fuk Yo Team BoringYO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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I could have set my watch by that response. Off ya go!

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#547983 - 03/19/12 05:26 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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i'm not happy with the spam but these are all good clips. you should put em all in one thread. that might be fun?.
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#547984 - 03/19/12 05:32 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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Whatever ya do, don't say you are the top attention whore, or Coco Loco gonna hit us w/ yapping and photoshops, tryin to reclaim her spot.
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#547985 - 03/19/12 05:36 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Fiend Offline
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"Once upon A Time In The West" is a fine piece of cinema.

If I could remake it I would do it as a Samurai movie but keep the harmonica.

Clint Eastwood was supposed to play Harmonica but bailed for another role at the last minute.
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#547987 - 03/19/12 05:43 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
i'm not happy with the spam but these are all good clips. you should put em all in one thread. that might be fun?.


BorringHo Deleted the Thread with them all in it. What a fucking little BIATCH!!!!

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#547989 - 03/19/12 05:45 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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The thread is not deleted. If the moderator of this forum wakes up this one will not be deleted either, but it will be gone from this forum.

Eat a dick. I know you will enjoy it.

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#547992 - 03/19/12 05:50 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Fiend Offline
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My biggest dilemma is how to work tentacle rape into the remake? Should the train be a steam punk Transformer?
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#547993 - 03/19/12 05:51 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Fiend]
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#547996 - 03/19/12 06:02 PM Re: I'm an attention whore! [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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Seems to be a pause in the action. I guess the other youtube clips he had lined up are being pushed to the side while he re groups.
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#547998 - 03/19/12 06:04 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Jerkules]
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#547999 - 03/19/12 06:13 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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That's not my greatness here. But I'm proud of you for finding your shitty posts in this thread. I only re-read the first page but noticed it went 7 pages before it ran out. We'll see if you produce one.

You're learning little man.

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#548001 - 03/19/12 06:23 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.

In short...

It will Make YOU A BORING HO...

proceed with caution and do not operate any heavy machinery at least nine hours after reading.....

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#548002 - 03/19/12 06:27 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
have2cit Offline
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riveting

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#548004 - 03/19/12 06:29 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: have2cit]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
riveting


fuk Yo riveting

and


Fuk Yo mono-word retorts...

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#548005 - 03/19/12 06:30 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
have2cit Offline
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another winner. where do you get them all?

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#548007 - 03/19/12 06:39 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
another

[*]1 winner. [*]2 where [*]3 do [*]4 you [*]5 get [*]6 them [*]7 all?


That's how to respond Bitch...

Exactly how I wanted.

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#548008 - 03/19/12 06:40 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.


That is what always puts me off a drug, rare forms of cancer too. Last thing I need is some fucking brain tumors and some Santorum-like substance running down my leg.
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#548009 - 03/19/12 06:42 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
have2cit Offline
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If that's your A game, you need more practice child. Do something original now and post a youtube video.

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#548010 - 03/19/12 06:52 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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That would be original for him. It's like his trademark now. Nate is the new Elaborator, without the sensitivity. Enjoy yourself here Nate. I have a feeling you will be reading your work in this thread for some time to come.

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#548011 - 03/19/12 06:56 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
have2cit Offline
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Really? I always thought of him as a Sheldon, from big bang theory, just minus 75 IQ points or so.

stupid troll gone stupid troll

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#548016 - 03/19/12 07:17 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: have2cit]
faceblaster Offline
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He's not a Sheldon. He chose the perfect moniker for himself, he's Chris Elliot in Cabin Boy. A whiney, spoiled child constantly complaining about the world while having no experiences or ideas to contribute. Watch the first few seconds of this clip and you will know all you need to know about this kid. Welcome to the real world, Kid. Would you like to buy a monkey?

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#548026 - 03/19/12 07:48 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: have2cit]
Fiend Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
If that's your A game, you need more practice child. Do something original now and post a youtube video.


Am I the only who read that in Nicholas Cage's voice from "Kick Ass"
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#548035 - 03/19/12 08:56 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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He's probably jerking himself raw. This is totally what the cunt wanted. I was expecting a less junior high response, tho. A true pussy.
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#548213 - 03/21/12 09:07 AM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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No I fell asleep after Posting that link to Borinho's Greatness....


Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.

In short...

It will Make YOU A BORING HO...

proceed with caution and do not operate any heavy machinery at least nine hours after reading.....


Just woke up and ...

meh


just as expected...

didn't miss any thing in this deadly "monkey cage action"

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#548265 - 03/21/12 06:27 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
No I fell asleep after Posting that link to Borinho's Greatness....


Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.

In short...

It will Make YOU A BORING HO...

proceed with caution and do not operate any heavy machinery at least nine hours after reading.....


Just woke up and ...

meh


just as expected...

didn't miss any thing in this deadly "monkey cage action"





Eat a dick asshole. You missed a big food-fight in one of the other forums.

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#548322 - 03/22/12 01:09 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Willie D Offline

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Nate, I didn't bother to play your U-Tube comment. But feel free to spend lots of time posting more of them. The more you work and the less I care, the more I own you, gayoto.

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#548323 - 03/22/12 01:43 PM Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Jerkules Offline
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What did you get? I got a Monty Python bit, Deja Vu. I figured he was either saying I'm too repetitive w/ my posts or that he is going to shit bomb tonight.

And why is you deleting comments? I thought only Panzer and Triton did that stuff.

P.S. Yeah, I seen that Deja Vu on a few other profiles. Took him 3 days to regroup, guess we gonna see what he came up with.
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