Alls I knows is Rachel Starr gots a whole lotta ass, dammit!

You're probably not going to believe me but I can say she blew me before she was a Starr and dancing That Ass off in Strip Clubs. musta been 19 or so... Strip club lighting kinda hides the Mr Ed Aspects of her features. So does five or six long islands....

That info seems a bit too specific to the topic to be for real, but maybe it's true. April Flowers used to dance up here before she became a pornstar and I never managed to get a dance from her. She was alway the one super-hot girl in the club who never came around. Also, I remember from tipping her when she danced onstage that her flesh always felt super cold, which I believe is an indicator for cocaine abuse.

Miss Starr is your typical white trash north Texas whore. They fall out of trees in North Texas. I have to give her credit for holding out til 24 till going into porn. It seemed like a business decision so she could charge fools 1.2k per session. However remember there was a time in her life that she was available in some sleezy club "VIP" room for 30 bucks a song and you could get a BJ. I finished on her asshole and rubbed my cock on that starfish....

maybe the tip... and just for a second...

See, I'm about to register for our yearly stipend from the Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend, from which I'll get about $1.2k in September/October. I'd happily swap that check for a piece of Rachel Starr's ass, but it'll never happen.

So you are a Texican or were you just passing through?

About $300 an hour on Humaniplex or Redbook