The only connection between us is that my tax dollars funded some of his equipment and training. I know some of you are slow so I'm going to show you the difference:
This is the alleged killer of 16 Afghan civilians...



This is me...


I am the star of Rampage (West Coast Productions). Bales went on an actual rampage.


I must go look for a map for my location-challenged friends now.

Back on topic now, please. Don't make me go all Bales-out on you guys.