I'd like to know what meds you're on, Nathaniel. Or rather, what meds you are supposed to be taking. You seem to suffer from confusion and mood swings.

Obsessed much with Taint?
I am a former mope/load dumper/PA. An unattractive, overweight, and under-endowed man who in his mid 40s began the role of professional masturbater/blowjob recipient. Over the course of about 2 years I ejeculated into the bird-like mouths of well over 200 porn girls.
But more importantly, I am yet another member here who fails to see what you contribute to this forum of any value.

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life.

So you're in your 40's taunting people on a porn board for Lulz. Bravo.

Shit, you're more ignorant than your posts would indicate. Now go the fuck away already. We're all done with you and your lame bullshit.

I'm sorry I spent my twenties and most of my thirties with out the internet and doing interesting things an going to interesting places.

Ignorance again. Besides my typo, did you comprehend the text? I did not do porn for the money, but for the experience. You spent 20K in taxes? In early 90's dollars??? Shit, you're more ignorant than your posts would indicate. Now go the fuck away already. We're all done with you and your lame bullshit.

I'm not done with him yet. Not by a longshot. Can't you see we NEED him to fix the board?

I douno' maybe ask E.Y. Davis since he seems to be the resident fake headshrinker of the moment.

E.Y.

Opinion?

come on e.y. we could use a fake md on the board. seriously.

Its almost a lock that I am the focal point of every XPT best era or the downfall of XPT thread on the board. Truth be told online trolling has followed the same path as reality tv, it was fun and honest at the beginning, now its the equivalent of a guy banging a pot on his head with a wooden spoon. Enjoy.

How is the ol' ego, Monks?

I don't know If I was arguing anything monkey other than saying that XPT sucked and accusing you of destroying it. You took credit for it and instead of arguing about that,

Nate, I wanted to like you but sadly all of your posts show that you are a parody of yourself. Keep posting. It will become EVEN more evident.

Monkey hating on JB is just par for his course.

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life

just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life

<camera zooms in close on left eye and upper check> A single tear forms and drops.

I was 21 like twenty years ago...

I don't mind being the fake board MD, I just don't want to be the headshrinker kind.

Is there a point to this or are you trying to create the same awkwardness that follows you around in most social settings when you ask similar questions that go nowhere.

But we also see a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.

Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or watching TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.

Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox appearing on curb your enthusiasm. There we see a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also see a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.

It is uncomfortable but everyone is rooting for him. He's cruising along, the words are coming out and he almost looks casual, you think "he's got this" and just when it seems like he's hitting his stride BAM he's jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away - you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction. No audience enjoys spending all evening watching someone walk into stone walls.

on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans. He hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.

Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or witnessing TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.

Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox on curb your enthusiasm. There we saw a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also saw a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.

Uncomfortable but you're rooting for him and he's cruising along, the words are flowing and he almost looks relaxed, like "he's got this" and then BAM he gets jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away, you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction.

on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans 5 min at a time. Also he hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.

Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.

Again you're fucking welcome.

Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.

Again you're fucking welcome.

I seen JB, so that pic Monkey or Bornyo? It would be disappointing if it was just a random.

The pic below.

I cant believe that I missed your fait accomplis in the thread you killed Monstar in.

What a brilliant end.

You were just fucking with him and it was all just happenstance that you fucked up the world where you were k1ng. I'm sure you've regretted everyday since. You miss your chums. You miss the banter. You miss the attention.

Who the fuck wants to be a King of an empire of shit other than Republicans and BoringYO?

This was a great thread to read, the entire board was Ayrton Senna while nate was a concrete retaining wall