Point of order: This is the official Starfish and Honeypots thread, lovingly created, tended and nurtured by me since 2008. I grant that you are an asshole but I must insist that your posts be on topic.

You will comply with this, you frothy mix of mediocrity and boredom.

Sincerely,
Brandon Iron, Esq., DDM (Dijon Dungeon Master)
Moderator, ex officio member of XXXporntalk Board of Governors