Originally Posted By: Fiend
Then he throws it down and runs over to the guy who owned the painting business because he was fascinated by his bald head and started to rub it while repeating over and over, "Hey buddy!" The people who ran the house lured him back inside with pez and then locked him in his room for a time out.



This is funny 'cause I've always pictured our resident Russian retard doing the same to black dudes after arriving in NYC, post-Chernobyl. Given the climate of the times, I've also pictured him getting his ass kicked for it.