Has eroded into a collection of posters who are here because of blind persistence not because they are good. Also, the new guys think that these old lame posters are what is expected and follow their example. As a result they are nothing more than a reflection of monumental lameness. Memo to new moderators: Just because you outlasted the great posters before you doesn't mean you're their equal. Never were never gonna be


So in closing...

Asshole?
Definitely but who fucking cares. If You're trying to make friends why commiserate on a decaying porn industry internet forum?

But ...


When did XPT jump the shark?

It was when the Drunken Ugly Indian Banned Monkey's alt. Lame or cool.

Monkey Baits

Ugly Indian BITES!!!

The Result was that the Red whore Conning Genius was torn from his modship and it's been a rapid decline ever since.

In a way its a comment on the Porn Industry as a whole rapidly decaying into a place where a "talent" like Brand Iron and his harem of desperate Backpage, Craigslist whores can eek out and existence.

However I wonder to myself. Why did monkey do it? Was is just a by-product of his self loathing and suicidal tendencies that just happened to result in the demise of XPT?




Or was it an ultimate plan of a genius?


In the end it has allowed near do well mopes like BoringYo and HIV2SEAT to ascend to modship in the FUCKING CAGE while people like Jamsen, Fatman, and others have stopped posting. In their wake internet jockey scum like JERKULIES is allowed to run unfettered in this forum polluting it with lame ass takes and thread like his "hottest Girl" abortion.



You know who the consistently most interesting poster is now? FUCKING ALPANZER. FUCKING PANZER....

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

How did you allow it to come to THAT!!!!


You're Welcome Whores...

And all you whores..

Stupid Whores are going to stupid whore...

When we stopped running idiot douche bags like yourself off the board in earnest.

I knew you loved me. You really know how to stroke a trolls ego. Si many times in the early days my posts were thread killers or just plain ignored. It took a while before I was accepted as part of the conversations. Then when I saw my words wind up in the Quot of the Day thread and used as sigs, I knew that I was putting out quality material, that others enjoyed. But now, to be lumped in with board icons like the Sheriff and the guy w/ the ;ohnny Cash av that just got his button, my a poster whose got a phd in XPT history, shows I am truly upper echelon scum. Thank you Piss Ant for your kind words and the acknowledgement Of my accomplishments.

Sorry for all the misspellings, my phone is a pain to post on

Hey. Shut up, and go back to being internet jockey scum.

that was actually some pretty good hate. sure it reads like an abused bitch having their say in court but at least his english has gotten better.

what's goin on this weekend nate?.

Thinking of going to the local Liquor store and stopping myself from jumping across the counter to beat the shit out of the marbled mouth clerk that always fucks up........

he services you with his mouth?.

haha...

welcome back fucker... someone had to do it.

Its almost a lock that I am the focal point of every XPT best era or the downfall of XPT thread on the board. Truth be told online trolling has followed the same path as reality tv, it was fun and honest at the beginning, now its the equivalent of a guy banging a pot on his head with a wooden spoon. Enjoy.

you've been killing this board for years now, slugger.

swing away merrill...

If it is so passe then de-mod yourself, commit Forum suicide by getting banned and fucking LEAVE. If it's a thing of a past era then why respond to a guy banging a pot on his head? You've all ways been about a lot of things. One of them was ego.

I stroked it.

You responded....

It's not a hottest girl thread, it is a hottest picture thread. The broad doesn't have to be a 10, but the act or angle or setting, etc. has to be hot. 22K views sucka. Whatchu did? Shit bomb every thread w/ that fuckin sig. Thing is a pain in the ass when I'm working the board on a phone.

I guess because I don't believe it has to be all or nothing decision. It isn't a choice I have to make, nor be forced to. I can pop my head in if there is a topic of interest, and go away when there isn't anything interesting.
Besides as a mod I can choose to abuse/express my "online power" to the point where I get a passionate poster to suffer from malnutrition, have a metal breakdown in a park, remove his clothes and get arrested for masturbating, ala Joseph Kony/ e.g monstar, king, smartt, etc,etc,etc

I say this with aplomb.

Go Fuck yourself monkey.

If we're so lame, so jumped the shark, so whatever, why do you care so much?

^^^OCD

It's pointless to talk to this mope(z). He'd rather bitch about it than do anything to improve the situation.

He posted this up here because I'm not a mod in this forum. I guess he doesn't know I could be a mod here as well, if I wanted to be. But his biggest self-deception is thinking he got one over on someone by posting something where it won't be deleted.

No one's going to delete your shitty posts, Nate. It's much more entertaining to watch you twitch and writhe.

After all, he does want to be banned. Fucking little pussy.

can someone please call me .I'm so horny and would love to have phone sex. just call me and start talking dirty shit to me. my number is ...I will be waiting..Im female bi and love big black and white cock!

no im ok but anyway nates gonna be a wee wee head so lets just ignore him.

but thanks for posting the whores then and now thread.some gems in there.

[img]http://img.adultdvdtalk.com/02643b385c414f15b7042c65[/img]

but post pics of your tits if they are big and maybe someone will call you.

Well, big cock means I'm out.

barry the pirate is consistently the most interesting poster. fact.

Really Lou? Barry has threads dedicated to him with hundreds of thousands of views? Show it to me. This is the fatal flaw of you XPT guys. You don't even realize whats going on in your little corner of the internet. Since I don't post here regularly I have perspective you myopic guys never will.

I guess I should end with.

FACT.

FACT

i think you're more interesting than panzer. now what?.

Not much.
Al Panzer is the subject of thousands of post, threads,ect on XPT. If you didn't have Ol' Al to kick around then where would you be? It's funny because forum douche bags are fond of coining phrases like "I'm living rent free in your head" and the truth of the matter is that Al is living free in all of yours.


I guess I should again type..

FACT

So this whole multi-week crying jag you've been on is about you not getting the recognition you're due, huh?


Attention whore is gonna attention whore...

nathan.. there's no accounting for taste, yes?.

al is allowed to be exactly where he wants to be and he's paid a price to be there hasn't he?. wanna know his name and where he lives?. ask around.

i'd suggest you go back to your dietary attacks and watch your spelling. you were a much more effective hate-bot two days ago and my pm to you says so.

fact.

Was that price at a discount? Funny shit, these delusions of grandeur you all have because of the importance you put this place. I guess if I spent hours, days, weeks, months, then years doing something I'd want it to be significant. It's only been a few days and I'm already thinking of killing myself.


FACT.......,.

i don't pretend to be the historian here nate. you can ask alex all about it and it's verifiable. there's no delusions...just fact and it seems you got caught up in my game tonight. please don't hurt yourself.

step back and focus. you were doing just fine until you got emotional but that's all part of the learning curve. maybe take a day off and get some exercise. sometimes that helps?.

FACT.......,.

Well, there was that time Barry posted about his mailman...

I don't really have a horse in this race, as im not even sure what it is that is being argued. However one thing is very clear, that being that JB is stupefyingly unfunny, and possesses the wit and charm of a turnip.

I am far more interested in what Barry might be mailing out of that workshop than what Panzer may be adorning with kitchen pubes.





Aaaaaand, right on cue:





How is the ol' ego, Monks?

I will never ever live down the mailman thing. Definitely reached my highest level of failure. But on the other hand, it's stuck in Claude's mind. Not sure what that means, other than goofy stuff gets stuck in the head and it's hard to stop it. Wait until my bank drive thru rant.

Dedicated threads with hundreds of thousands of views is how "most interesting" is defined? Maybe by you, N, but I think it's probably a little more subjective than that. For the record, I don't think I'm interesting. I'm really boring, but I like to write. If someone reads it, takes something from it, or if it just adds to the discussion, that's more than I ask for.

Nate, if anyone is a one trick pony here, it's you. The forum's boring, we're not smart, none of this interests you. OK. Again, it's a subjective thing. I don't think any of us see ourselves as intellectuals, although several of have our fake internet licenses in several disciplines. We're just a bunch of people who've come together and discuss stuff. Nothing more, nothing less. And I don't think anyone's trying to impress anyone. I'm not sure if trying to impress folks and simple intellect equals interesting.

So, this leads us to you, Nate. What are you bringing to the proceedings? A lot of complaints. Some videos. Some pics. Hooray for you, chum. But that's about it. You've done nothing to "improve" the situation other than bitch and moan. You've gotten a reaction. But that doesn't equal interesting.

Barry, I think your interesting nature is born completely from your honesty. At least that's how I see it.

Fuk Yo Team Barry.

The ONLY thing Nate has ever posted that's interesting or clever is his Fancy Lad moniker.

Still sitting in front of an editing board for hours on end looking at man taint?

Congratulations.

I'm no editor, Jennifer. Would you like to buy a monkey?

I don't know If I was arguing anything monkey other than saying that XPT sucked and accusing you of destroying it. You took credit for it and instead of arguing about that, in typical ubber XPT douche bag/looser fashion they started to "attack" me. Some of them more interestingly than others and J.B. has only ever been of interest to himself and probably his mother. Though, I have doubts on that.

He already has and he's crowing about it.

What is it that you do? I'm sorry but my "encyclopedic knowledge of XPT" has blanked on your bio. Must have something to do with the white noise of your wit and intelligence. So have you graduated from professional man taint gazer to a man taint shooter or *gasp* a taint producer?

Congratulations again.

Nate, I wanted to like you but sadly all of your posts show that you are a parody of yourself. Keep posting. It will become EVEN more evident.

Really, what makes you think that?

I'd like to know what meds you're on, Nathaniel. Or rather, what meds you are supposed to be taking. You seem to suffer from confusion and mood swings.

Obsessed much with Taint?
I am a former mope/load dumper/PA. An unattractive, overweight, and under-endowed man who in his mid 40s began the role of professional masturbater/blowjob recipient. Over the course of about 2 years I ejeculated into the bird-like mouths of well over 200 porn girls.
But more importantly, I am yet another member here who fails to see what you contribute to this forum of any value.