Willie D
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
[boring YT video]
1. Making your point by linking YT videos is lame. 2. Editing every post two or three times is lame. 3. You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.
Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
[boring YT video]
1. Making your point by linking YT videos is lame. 2. Editing every post two or three times is lame. 3. You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.
3 for 3, you should try out for Spring Training.
B, you ever hear from James lately?
So the syphilis is setting in nicely on you Will E DEE.
Willie D
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Which is lamer still.
This was way before my reg date, but the original Garfield came up with "boringyo." We need Biff to come back and clear up this one. forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=77542
As for Nate, he just proves my point every time he fails to write a cogent post, substituting YouTube links to make some vague point.
Nate, if you hate the board so much, just leave. Quit trying the "suicide by banning" route. Have more respect for yourself than Chickenmaster or Wankus.
Speaking of reg dates, I find it curious that a guy with a 2007 reg date and a five year posting hiatus could possibly amass such encyclopedic knowledge of XPT.
Jerkules
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He musta taken the time to read every post. When I first got here, I went through the forums and looked at the pictures, only reading hear and there.
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Willie I got a rise out of james when I told Garfield I'd just draw and shoot him instead of fight him...and no, I haven't heard from him in some time.
Barry the Pirate
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I did that on a Yahoo swingers group. Had been going back and forth with a guy and he told me he was going to kill me. My first interwebs death threat. I sent him an email with my address, told him to drop by anytime. But to keep in mind I take death threats seriously, so his "killing" me wasn't going to be a fistfight. That since he had threatened me in a public forum, I was going to defend myself and my home and that chances were he would be catching a bullet. And that living where I live, where a castle is just that, no jury would ever convict me. He didn't want to play anymore.
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Ever have a fight break out at a wife swapping event? Chick fight would be great, but I'll take a story about a couple dudes scrapping and the events that led up to it.
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#547698 - 03/18/1203:38 AMRe: Hey new sharif [sic] BORINGYO
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
Claude Goddard
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I did that on a Yahoo swingers group. Had been going back and forth with a guy and he told me he was going to kill me. My first interwebs death threat. I sent him an email with my address, told him to drop by anytime. But to keep in mind I take death threats seriously, so his "killing" me wasn't going to be a fistfight. That since he had threatened me in a public forum, I was going to defend myself and my home and that chances were he would be catching a bullet. And that living where I live, where a castle is just that, no jury would ever convict me. He didn't want to play anymore.
Jerkules
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We already have a Youtube thread. If you want to spam these random youtube links you need to post enough text to go along with them to justify having their own thread. Otherwise, this is going into that thread.
If you react as I expect and try to start more shit, it's going to the Cage.
This isn't hard. In fact in a twisted way it is very, very logical. When you puke a youtube link with no sell or explanation it's going to be "off 'ya go".
Jerkules
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Whatever ya do, don't say you are the top attention whore, or Coco Loco gonna hit us w/ yapping and photoshops, tryin to reclaim her spot.
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Seems to be a pause in the action. I guess the other youtube clips he had lined up are being pushed to the side while he re groups.
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That's not my greatness here. But I'm proud of you for finding your shitty posts in this thread. I only re-read the first page but noticed it went 7 pages before it ran out. We'll see if you produce one.
Jerkules
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.
That is what always puts me off a drug, rare forms of cancer too. Last thing I need is some fucking brain tumors and some Santorum-like substance running down my leg.
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That would be original for him. It's like his trademark now. Nate is the new Elaborator, without the sensitivity. Enjoy yourself here Nate. I have a feeling you will be reading your work in this thread for some time to come.
#548016 - 03/19/1207:17 PMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: have2cit]
faceblaster
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He's not a Sheldon. He chose the perfect moniker for himself, he's Chris Elliot in Cabin Boy. A whiney, spoiled child constantly complaining about the world while having no experiences or ideas to contribute. Watch the first few seconds of this clip and you will know all you need to know about this kid. Welcome to the real world, Kid. Would you like to buy a monkey?
Willie D
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Nate, I didn't bother to play your U-Tube comment. But feel free to spend lots of time posting more of them. The more you work and the less I care, the more I own you, gayoto.
Jerkules
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What did you get? I got a Monty Python bit, Deja Vu. I figured he was either saying I'm too repetitive w/ my posts or that he is going to shit bomb tonight.
And why is you deleting comments? I thought only Panzer and Triton did that stuff.
P.S. Yeah, I seen that Deja Vu on a few other profiles. Took him 3 days to regroup, guess we gonna see what he came up with.
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faceblaster
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I got the same Deja Vu clip. Deleted without playing. Yawn
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Jerkules
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I left it on mine if anyone is curious or stoned and wanna try to laugh. I'da preferred the Parrot Sketch, or some Spanish Inquisition. Maybe "Bring out your dead."
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#548368 - 03/22/1207:18 PMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'da preferred the Parrot Sketch, or some Spanish Inquisition. Maybe "Bring out your dead."
"Spam" would've been more appropriate. Or he could've run with the "Argument" sketch and tried to salvage his critique on B's thread. Instead, he chose a sketch that speaks to the repetitiveness of his shtick throughout the years. Well done. :Golf_Clap:
faceblaster
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I'm thinking "The Department of Redundancy Department"
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I'm thinking Bucky should give up.
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#548469 - 03/24/1201:44 AMRe: Yet another off topic stalker posts
[Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Holy shitballs! I love her nose. And Jessie Roger's nose.
Yes.. you're due for an overhaul. You're over 40 and if you have the means I suggest you get a nice nip and nice lift.... I did leave you a suggestion...in your box....
Later whore......
Edited by have2cit (03/24/1204:34 AM) Edit Reason: because Nate is a dipshit
Jigaloo
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Holy shitballs! I love her nose. And Jessie Roger's nose.
Yes.. you're due for an overhaul. You're over 40 and if you have the means I suggest you get a nice nip and nice lift.... I did leave you a suggestion...in your box....
Later whore......
Why do you have to use the word nip? Japanese people are our friends.
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What about you ,Cum? I know many gheyz that are particular as far as race...
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Sorry I'm late on this but I believe this Nat weirdo went by the name Ceramic God faggot or something. This mope definitely is not Garfield. I think he either got lucky on the thread title name or stalked Bornyo hard searching all his posts.
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@BIFF: It's not Ceramic God Product for absolute sure (we're friends) and CGP goes by Fat Bloody Fingers now. Nate has been around here and there for quite some time. His original name was "karmasfist". CGP like to post abrasive music but isn't really into simply being an annoying asshat.
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its weird but hes managed to slink under the radar of being a super troll until the obama avatar.
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@BIFF: It's not Ceramic God Product for absolute sure (we're friends) and CGP goes by Fat Bloody Fingers now. Nate has been around here and there for quite some time. His original name was "karmasfist". CGP like to post abrasive music but isn't really into simply being an annoying asshat.
I feel bad for you sir if you consider that meth addict a friend. If they are 2 different people then they were surgically separated at birth.
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#552558 - 05/05/1206:25 PMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
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CxGxPx
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Originally Posted By: BIFF™
Originally Posted By: cqd
@BIFF: It's not Ceramic God Product for absolute sure (we're friends) and CGP goes by Fat Bloody Fingers now. Nate has been around here and there for quite some time. His original name was "karmasfist". CGP like to post abrasive music but isn't really into simply being an annoying asshat.
I feel bad for you sir if you consider that meth addict a friend. If they are 2 different people then they were surgically separated at birth.
I've never tried meth. I'm not into drugs besides Alcohol and occasional toke. I'm practically a goodey two shoes with substance consumption, but I don't have a puritanical view for someone's choice in what they want to ingest either though. If someone wants to enhance or destroy their life with chemicals I don't really care as long as it doesn't adversely effect me, (I do know some junkies personally who's bad choices have spilled over into others lives)....anyways, what where we talking about? I didn't really bother to read most of this thread, it looked pretty stupid whatever the fuck is going on in here....Just stopping by to say hi to Conq.
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#552567 - 05/05/1208:05 PMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
You shouldn't have bothered.
Oh, dear, I believe this is my fault. You see, I know Biff never frequents AWOP, and I know Ceramic Dogshite shuns the cage. That's why I mentioned it in the other thread. I figured that maybe if we brought these two together, they could resolve their differences. Or provide us with entertainment. Or piss off someone who talks one way and acts another. It seems I've achieved one of these ends. . .
Which, of course, calls for a drink. Yo, Spartacus: Scotch. Schnell.
Jerkules
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Meth is good. It keeps you drinking, toking, and fucking way beyond normal consumption. I think the trouble sets in when smoking or shooting it. Like any drug, you need too be using it and never allow it to use you.
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Oh, dear, I believe this is my fault. You see, I know Biff never frequents AWOP, and I know Ceramic Dogshite shuns the cage. That's why I mentioned it in the other thread. I figured that maybe if we brought these two together, they could resolve their differences. Or provide us with entertainment. Or piss off someone who talks one way and acts another. It seems I've achieved one of these ends. . . Which, of course, calls for a drink. Yo, Spartacus: Scotch. Schnell.
Really? I hadn't considered your involvement at all.
#552675 - 05/06/1204:47 PMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Jerkules]
tattypatty
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Meth is good. It keeps you drinking, toking, and fucking way beyond normal consumption. I think the trouble sets in when smoking or shooting it. Like any drug, you need too be using it and never allow it to use you.
Funny, meth has never ever caught on here. We're a big city, lousy with homosexuals. And we have a huge rural population surrounding the town. Figgered maybe the hicks woulda picked up on it by now but nope...
Edited by tattypatty (05/06/1205:23 PM)
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When I lived in Belltown, (downtown) Seattle, I couldn't figure out why all the shades in every window was drawn and I'd never seen anyone out & about. I asked the (I think gay) dude who was cutting my hair about it and he said the whole neighborhood was hooked on meth.
I personally only know two people who have used it. One was a big Hawaiin ex-gangbanger who would use it and then spend 2-3 days working on fixing up cars. Another was a young druggie girl who told me she smoked meth just once and wound up watching cartoons for 2 days straight.
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I haven't banned anyone and do not recall deleting any of freestylah's posts either, for that matter. But I'll do either one of those things when and if they start in on Raven Bay in the TFH Forum.
#553590 - 05/17/1204:21 AMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: have2cit]
gia jordan
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k, that was my next question but i figured maybe steve c really did a doozy on this place pm-wise. alrighty three jamesons and i'm dead for the night. goodnighties.
#553592 - 05/17/1204:58 AMRe: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Bornyo]
freestylah
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I haven't banned anyone and do not recall deleting any of freestylah's posts either, for that matter. But I'll do either one of those things when and if they start in on Raven Bay in the TFH Forum.
If that's the case, I was knocking at the wrong door. Still, one of my posts was deleted and it wasn't me.
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If Nate isn't black he's channeling a black person, he has the professional victimhood bit down pat. He's a pathetic lonely soul just looking to illicit some sympathy from a pretty girl.
It may shock you to know, your highness, that sometimes even I have things to attend to outside of this place. I try to come back when I can stomach it, but, to be perfectly honest, I often think the one person who wants less to do with this place now of days if the Gag Daddy himself. You and I both know how this place got started and I don't see it resembling that original vision in the least.
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Who's this clown? Got any links to past incarnations?
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I'll have to read and catch up.
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German (with heavy German accent): Now John I need you to grease up your anus REAL good for me. I have something special for you today.
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Another classic
Originally Posted By: kyoto
When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.
We have John's parents to thank for him being a supreme power bottom. God Bless you, Dutch and Dieter!
Nathanial Mayweather
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You still suck.. .this place still sucks... your cage still sucks...
After all this time you and your sycophantic little uninteresting followers still don't realize I'm only ever addressing 2 people on XPT and with the demise of Monkey and my realization that it is currently being zombiefied by hav2cit then its only one
frankie fatale
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you can post more than one yt vid per post.
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It's part of his schtick Frankie. He knows as well as anyone how many links he can put in one post.
Sometimes you have to read the first letter of each post, in this case maybe the first letter of each song posted to get the hidden meaning, if you care. It's something the Smelly Monkey started a long time ago and Nathaniel seems to be carrying forward for old times sake.
Just humor or ignore him. He's here for our amusement, after all. But no matter what you do, do not open a PM from him. Just delete it. That's another one of his tricks.
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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon.
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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon.
I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now.
Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do.
#565772 - 09/04/1211:25 AMRe: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Bornyo]
Barry the Pirate
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon.
I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now.
Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do.
I guess I never thought of anyone putting that kind of effort into this thing of ours. Especially someone whose gimmick is that he tries really hard to make us think he's above all of this.
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frankie fatale
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon.
I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now.
Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do.
I guess I never thought of anyone putting that kind of effort into this thing of ours. Especially someone whose gimmick is that he tries really hard to make us think he's above all of this.
hes like our vito spatofore.
hows it hanging johnny cakes?
i thought it was funny weeds had a similar incident the other night but realized now its kind of derivative.oh well,still got some chuckles.
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Jerkules
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I nominate Figgs for our Johnny Sack w/ his luv of da beefy babes.
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Who's our Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet like fucking Nasfaratu with a hockey stick?
id say smelly monkey or panzer.and jerky that sounds good.
one of the funniest sopranos moments of the whole series was when phil didnt want to talk to tony and whoever the son who lived in florida of one of the higher ups.anyway as they leave his house he yells go back to jersey dickhead.it was hilarious because it was so childish.
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faceblaster
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Panzer is Phil the Tardo. (really a danskin) Who else would shove a pool cue up another man's ass? I like when they keep calling him The Shah.
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Who's our Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet like fucking Nasfaratu with a hockey stick?
id say smelly monkey or panzer.and jerky that sounds good.
one of the funniest sopranos moments of the whole series was when phil didnt want to talk to tony and whoever the son who lived in florida of one of the higher ups.anyway as they leave his house he yells go back to jersey dickhead.it was hilarious because it was so childish.
Phil definitely earned having his head rolled over by his own SUV.
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I am getting a lot of name recognition in this thread, and its a sign that I am well passed it when after reading most of the comments about me that I honestly have no idea if I am being complimented or insulted.
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Who were you? Johnny Cakes?
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frankie fatale
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lol
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Nathanial Mayweather
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What makes you a "winner" Your linoleum floors... Your Moderation of a putrid internet spunk board....
What? There are no winners and looser on XTP its all the same shit from monkey to Special K from AC cream to ... insert meatpupet forum jokey's name here....
Jerkules
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
What? There are no winners and looser on XTP its all the same shit from monkey to Special K from AC cream to ... insert meatpupet forum jokey's name here....
Really?? You are elevating me to Monkey levels of XPT greatness? I know the other day I made reference to "having the belt" but I was just trying to be an arrogant dick. Thanks Nate.
Oh, I got a question for ya too. That bump of the Gia feature dancing thread got some of us thinking. You like making Gia gifs, huh?
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Awwww. Bornyo gave you his ban cherry and that is the best reach around you can muster?
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Come on Bornyo. He wouldn't call you a sister fucker. 2nd cousin prolly as close as you would go.
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#577611 - 12/19/1212:36 PMRe: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
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Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Wonder what it was like reading that over & over after clicking refresh for days?
Well, small minded pasty hill billy rednecks with low IQ's and poor breeding probably "wunder" about many pedestrian things. However just about everybody who matters left on this board(not you) has chastised you for doing what you did for the reason you gave. You have single handedly contributed the the complete decay of the "standards" of this board.
The more I think about it the more it makes sense. You being put in the "position" must be some giant goof on you. You haven't disappointed in the least.
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Whole lotta butt hurt going round this joint lately.
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