First, I'd like to say Congratulations. You are an asset to the board, and I hope your reign is long and fruitful.
Second, this is the Cage

Third, there is only room for one fucking Sheriff in this joint. That is have2cit, and you aint taking his fucking spot. What have you done lately as good as Up In The IBTC? I know how this shit went down, politicing your way to the top, not brute force and a six gun. I'd go as far as to say you Boss Hogged your way into your spot. Yep that's it kids. We aint run by Quick Draw and Babalooey any more. It is Boss Hogg, Sheriff Roscoe, and Deputy Enos. All we need now is Dana Dearmand to put on some cut offs so Lou can fawn all over her on the board. Look, Lou is trying to bait her with a tip.

I love Johnny Cash, but this should be your new avatar.

You guys gotta mod Figgs, so he could be Flash

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