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#547352 - 03/15/12 09:02 AM New Sheriff in Town...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
As if you hadn't noticed, a coup took place last night. A "New Board Order" if you will. The NBO is forming a cabinet and will be implementing policy and fist discipline forthwith. Your cooperation is not requested. It is expected.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. It's not like you have a choice.


Edited by Bornyo (03/15/12 09:03 AM)

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#547357 - 03/15/12 09:09 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Congratulations! You will enjoy reading the admin forum.

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#547360 - 03/15/12 09:22 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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WTF u talking about ?
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#547362 - 03/15/12 09:27 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: have2cit]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Originally Posted By: have2cit
Congratulations! You will enjoy reading the admin forum.


Great stuff in there. I had no idea y'all held those thoughts about BDM and Charin.

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#547364 - 03/15/12 09:30 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
First, I'd like to say Congratulations. You are an asset to the board, and I hope your reign is long and fruitful.

Second, this is the Cage smile

Third, there is only room for one fucking Sheriff in this joint. That is have2cit, and you aint taking his fucking spot. What have you done lately as good as Up In The IBTC? I know how this shit went down, politicing your way to the top, not brute force and a six gun. I'd go as far as to say you Boss Hogged your way into your spot. Yep that's it kids. We aint run by Quick Draw and Babalooey any more. It is Boss Hogg, Sheriff Roscoe, and Deputy Enos. All we need now is Dana Dearmand to put on some cut offs so Lou can fawn all over her on the board. Look, Lou is trying to bait her with a tip.




I love Johnny Cash, but this should be your new avatar.



You guys gotta mod Figgs, so he could be Flash



<<That all came together better than I thought it would>>
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#547365 - 03/15/12 09:35 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Sheriff Bornyo, can you take over co-mod duties for General Porn Talk and Fan Requests too so we can get rid of JRV?
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#547366 - 03/15/12 09:40 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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He's Boss Hogg! He gonna be Boss Hoggin his way around the board imposing his will. All we gotta do is make sure he don't get to BDM's still. Who's got some dynamite arrows so we can take out the caddy?



Sunovabich! They already got it. Shits moving quick now.

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#547372 - 03/15/12 10:17 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
jerky you're enjoying this way too much. go outside.

congrats to Bornyo and it's about fucken time this happened.
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#547373 - 03/15/12 10:26 AM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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Yeah, your are right. I get on a run sometimes.
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#547377 - 03/15/12 12:27 PM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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#547380 - 03/15/12 12:32 PM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Jerkules]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
First, I'd like to say Congratulations. You are an asset to the board, and I hope your reign is long and fruitful.

Second, this is the Cage smile

Third, there is only room for one fucking Sheriff in this joint. That is have2cit, and you aint taking his fucking spot. What have you done lately as good as Up In The IBTC? I know how this shit went down, politicing your way to the top, not brute force and a six gun. I'd go as far as to say you Boss Hogged your way into your spot. Yep that's it kids. We aint run by Quick Draw and Babalooey any more. It is Boss Hogg, Sheriff Roscoe, and Deputy Enos. All we need now is Dana Dearmand to put on some cut offs so Lou can fawn all over her on the board. Look, Lou is trying to bait her with a tip.




I love Johnny Cash, but this should be your new avatar.



You guys gotta mod Figgs, so he could be Flash



<<That all came together better than I thought it would>>


So much lameness and so much Time...

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yeah, your are right. I get on a run sometimes.


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/15/12 12:42 PM)

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#547388 - 03/15/12 12:56 PM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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Didn't take that much time at all. I spent more time after the post rooting old Dukes of Hazard pics.
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#547405 - 03/15/12 01:37 PM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Jerkules]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Attachments
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#547411 - 03/15/12 02:00 PM Re: New Sheriff in Town... [Re: Bornyo]
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^that got a solid laugh chuck. thanks and good for you.
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#547429 - 03/15/12 05:34 PM The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: LouCypher]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It's a new day around here now.

Time will tell if I'm Boss Hog or not. If he'd had good people he could have done things like he wished.

I have good people in place, so things will happen.

However, dynamite and bows and arrows sounds like just the ticket.

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#547449 - 03/15/12 08:44 PM Re: The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: Bornyo]
Bornyo Offline
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#547451 - 03/15/12 08:57 PM Re: The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: Bornyo]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Originally Posted By: Bornyo


if you cant post a simple youtube video this doesn't bode well in terms of making XPT less LAME



Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/15/12 09:09 PM)

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#547452 - 03/15/12 08:58 PM Re: The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: Bornyo]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I don't have to do that...someone like you will do it for me. Thank you, by the way. Your coupons are in the mail.

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#547453 - 03/15/12 09:07 PM Re: The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: Bornyo]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I don't have to do that...someone like you will do it for me. Thank you, by the way. Your coupons are in the mail.


Bornyo what do you and these three people all have in common?






Oh and congratulations on rising from the ranks to become the biggest forum whore

So for me posting the YouTube Video you so lamely posted..

You're welcome Whore

stupid whore is gonna stupid whore




Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/15/12 09:11 PM)

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#547455 - 03/15/12 09:13 PM Re: The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: Bornyo]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Lame. Try again.

Thanks again for cleaning that youtube link up for me. You're good for something at least. Probably one of the best political ads ever broadcast.

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#547611 - 03/17/12 09:51 AM Re: The Night of Long Knives is over. [Re: Bornyo]
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Through the Gates of Hell, or at least to Carl's Jr., I will follow you.
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