I've actually got a dick waterpipe. Made the mold off a cheap dildo I found in a greasy fuckbook store. Guys are funny bout it. Their girlfriends buy it, but they won't smoke off it. Makes it "homo". I'll try to find pics of it.

I've always liked Buddhas, but I was afraid I'd get some karmic retribution. Of course, money trumps that.



These are more labour than they're worth, but they smoke really smooth.