This bracket should settle any and all debate about whether or not the NCAA/CBS manipulate the bracket for dramatic effect. There is no way the following are accidents.

1. Kentucky gets set up to play UConn in the second round in a rematch of last year's national semi-final. For a bonus you get two slimy coaches who can't stand each other facing off.

2. Kentucky being set to follow that game with a rematch against a traditional rival who happens to be the only team to beat them in the regular season. Subplot of Bob Knight absolutely loathing Weaselpari as well.

3. Should Kentucky win those, they are looking at a potential rematch with Duke twenty years after the Laettner shot. The floor of CBS's headquarters will resemble the aftermath of a cross eyed mope bukkakefest if this plays out.

4. Duke potentially playing UNLV in the NCAA for the first time since the 1991 championship game.

5. Setting up the Midwest bracket to be the Roy Williams Invitational with North Carolina and Kansas on a collision course with each other.

6. Lining up Creighton as a second round opponent for Carolina. For those not in the know each team's star All-American player played on the same high school basketball team in Ames, Iowa. That team went 53-0 and won two state championships their junior and senior years in high school.

7. Putting every team Bob Huggins has ever coached in the same regional.

8. Right after Michigan's football coach starts calling Ohio State "Ohio" the Wolverines end up getting Ohio in the first round.

This bracket is scripted better than anything Vince McMahon has done since the Survivor Series in Montreal.