Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I apologize, Mr. Durden, and promise to run all future bookings through you for your approval. My next date is in 11 hours and 8 minutes. The one after that will be in 23 hours and 8 minutes. The one after that will be in 23 hours and 8 minutes.

Now you are intimately acquainted with my lack of intimacy issues. How I wish I could just wake up to the same woman day after day after day after day after day.

My life is horrible! Look, I even have to work on Sundays!

Looking back, I don't know what I was thinking hiring an 18 year old newbie with big natural tits who swallows. Please have efukt put up a clip when it comes out entitled The Worst Casting of All Time.


And how much are you paying these ugly whores to have "dates" with you? How many of them stick around once you've handed over the cash? How many would come over without the promise of money?

The fact that you don't see how pathetic you are, is the truly funny thing about it.

Tell me Brandon, have you ever had a relationship with a female that didn't require you having a camera man present, or a contract signed before hand?