"consistently fappable" is a good way of putting it, Nassim.


***Also, I think Twisted Vincent has been spending too much time at ADT, where Adriano is lord, savior, emperor, king, and pope of anal. Their "when will you do anal" question for new whores has evolved into "when will you do anal with Adriano" Hell, there's a thread dedicated to him that's extremely long and is chock full of compliments and requests that the dude will probably never read, but will keep coming everytime Tricia Devereaux pops up every six posts to ensure the crowd that Mike indeed reads the thread.***