Are you fucking retarded? A self proclaimed title doesn't mean anything (well maybe to you). Call yourself the Lord High Emperor of Anal, or Pope of Anal. Problem solved.

--- cqd
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

-- Rear Admiral