Are you fucking retarded? A self proclaimed title doesn't mean anything (well maybe to you). Call yourself the Lord High Emperor of Anal, or Pope of Anal. Problem solved.
Fuckin' brilliant. I'm putting this in the quote of the day thread.
Adriano's stuff is consistently fappable. Same "Max Hardcore" ethic, but without the overt misogyny or creepy "that dude probably has a couple of bodies buried in his basement" vibe.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral