You know BI, I use to try and cut you some slack because you are Canadian, and because you got to fuck Tera Patrick. Well, she was paid to fuck you, but whatever. But your whole shtick is getting pretty lame. You're a balding midget troll who is an embarrassment to your entire family. And you seem blissfully unaware of those facts.

Tell me Brandon, have you ever shared any sort of intimacy with a woman that wasn't paid to be next to you?