76 frame grabs sum up 30 minutes in heaven with the lovely Ann Marie La Sante.

The other 75 are at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandon...oadmymouth-com/

He just had to give in to the gothic hustler peddling his dungeon meat from behind the gas station.

The real story is that Ann Marie and another model in the business are roommates. Each received the pleasure of some time with the Ironman. I wonder what they said to each other later on.

I believe it was something along the lines of "it burns when I pee, how about you?"

And in the spirit of how you contribute to the hot picture thread here is some totally irrelevant and unwanted shit for your thread.

Where is her vagina? Is she so anorexic that she's atrophied?

It's near the mushrooms behind the apples.

Hiding from Brandon?

Many geniuses are misunderstood. I am merely encouraging you internet nerds to look at some raw female beauty. Some of it is a little more raw than others but it's all worth it.

Who wants to buy a print of my outsider art piece entitled "Monkeyfoot Princess?"

I call this one "One Eye/One Eyed Monster."

I call this one "B Cup Brandon Meets A Cup Ann."

Do any of you think I want to be known only as the guy in the www.efukt.com video labelled "The Worst Cumshot of All Time?" NO! I will do anything and everything in my power to prevent people from knowing it exists at all.

I want the link deleted immediately. This one, here: http://www.efukt.com/20975_The_Worst_Cumshot_Of_All_Time.html

I want to be known for my good work. My creative work. The kind of work that has rekindled rumours of Performer of the Year.

In the fist footjob pic she kinda looks like Parker Posey's scuzzy little sister. I can't decide if that's good or bad.

Her feet were very soft and delicate. Doll-like feet. They tasted good and smelled nice.

Why was it the worst? Weak load and no lift? You jack off and it land in yer pie hole or on yer mug?

My nominee for worst pop shot would be Lee Stone/TMFR, where after a ton of jacking off, a tiny drop of spooge dribbled out of his dick and onto her hand, and she looked at the camera and rolled her eyes. If I knew the scene, and could make a gif, it'd be a good one, trust me.

I hope that Lee Stone crushes you between his muscular testicles after he reads your post.

As for my failing, you will have to watch the clip....which I hope everyone else ignores, thus preserving my good reputation.

His body blurps out something that is comparable in color to grey poupon mustard. How does that happen? Too much turmeric in the diet?

I guessing penis ebola !

Just a day in the life of a Slerp victim. You should she what oozes from a female victim's cunt.

I blame it on a potent Trader Joe's multivitamin and some residual neon green urine I had passed.

My original shame at being the subject of this efukt link has morphed into perverse pride. Finally, I am one of the best - and possibly THE best - at being the worst.

I am greatly humbled. Thank you.

Yer a douchebag, Charlie Brown.

Anyone wanna guess which Fleshlight Brandon is waiting for to arrive?

I collect women. You collect Fleshlights. Big deal.
Enjoy the two blown-out pussy ones, Mommy-issue-man.
Make it a family 3 way with Stachemouth.

Cherry Poppins and a mustard reference in the same clip???? That's an xpt daily double!

The trifecta will be when Jerkules explains the lack of a black fleshlight. Seems he's afraid of the dark....in more ways than one.

Only you or Panzer ! What next ? One of your maple leaf shaped turds ?

Once they come out with a Coco Loco's Asshole Fleshlight, I'll be down w/ that.

I believe there's a dessert.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananas_Foster

I'm disturbed by the "coin purse" fleshlight in the third row. As a man who has paid plenty for pussy, I can tell you that you don't have to put money into a sex toy, ok? I know you are a bit slow and all. Just trying to help.

<<<OneLinerLarry>>> That ones for the Jews, they love cumming into money. <<</OneLinerLary>>>

wishful thinking huh?i guess you want the moustache having fleshlight.and the piggy bank one is for people that like discretion.of course anyone that has a fleshlight knows these things couldnt be less discreet so you might as get whatever orifice and texture you want.

I can no longer maintain an erection so I've converted my Fleshlight back into a flashlight. I use it under the sheets to look at my noncooperative penis.

Reading Fyodor Dostoyevsky's Poor Folk and Other Stories:
And it was not enough that they made me into a watchword, into a term of abuse, almost - they latched onto my boots, my uniform, my hair, the shape of my body; none of these were to their liking, they must all be changed. And I mean, all this has been repeated every single day of the week since God knows when. I have grown accustomed to it, because I can grow accustomed to anything, because I am a meek man, because I am a little man; but, I ask, what is the reason for it all? What wrong have I ever done anyone? Have I stolen promotion from anyone? (p. 47)

Great body, but she looks like a vagrant meth mongoloid.

That mongoloid could be you, Gia, if you play your cards right.

No, I can afford more than a balloon of heroin and a bath.

I will throw in a golden shower for free.

This could be you, babe.


More pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/10/amirah-adara-2/

Throw in the towel and give up living.

No, no, no.....the ladies must bring their own towels. I'm not a laundry service.
Look, yesterday, Amirah and I overcame a 23 year age gap. We now have a mutual understanding of each other.
No woman is an island, Gia. Join me.

23 year age gap? She doesn't look 40.

Quit interrupting Gia's acceptance speech.

Same chin. Is Amirah your daughter?

There are a few subtle differences that most people overlook in that photo. 1. She has thick, lustrous hair. I have thinning, withering straw. 2. She has full, beaming eyes. I have glazed-over, pre-glaucomic windows to my soul. 3. She has pearl-white teeth with thick enamel. I have Chicklets for veneers that I must change every 2 weeks. 4. She has a rich olive complexion. I have pasty Irish-hued skin that only has two shades, red or white.

It is this training that enables me to see the beauty in others and has contributed to years of success in the adult industry.

Now you try with these pics which are approximately 1 hour old:

Hmm. In that last pic she appears to have your hairline. I thought they only shot incest porn in Brazil.

Wrong again. The correct response was: She has your boobs.

Those boobs aren't working on anybody. I prefer the anorexic with the faux French name.

Le nom c'est vrai. Elle est 100% francaise.

Interesting. Her freeones page lists her from Hungary. Innaccurate porn data, imagine.

OK. I'm lying. Sorry. But it's true that she was roommates with another girl in the biz. I don't know why that did it for me. Just knowing that these girls just go around doing random sex acts....cool.