I may be a little late to the party, but I'll jump on to get verbally gang raped by some of the great posters here.

I forget how I found this place. It probably had something to do with me searching for forums that talked about the porn industry in earnest. I used to work in a sex shop/head shop where we had all these flowery magazines with reviews of women getting plowed by five cocks and making it seem...I don't know, noble? Not that I have anything against dick-hungry sluts, I just found it hard to believe that getting pounded by five mopes endlessly would be a bit soul-crushing.

I read some of the threads, and I laughed my ass off. I wouldn't say I lurked a lot, maybe once or twice a month, but there was usually some absurdly hilarious thread here, so I just kept reading.

Then I read this thread, and decided to post, at least once.

I don't know, I hope some of you regulars don't get too desensitized to how crazy the "normal person" would think it is (and I'm far from fucking normal but hey).

If you don't get offended by anything, this place is comedic gold.