by the Oxnard school district for eating a sausage pizza.
Big Sausage Pizza [Redacted], a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, was removed from the classroom Monday, three days after pupils reported spotting her in a series of X-rated clips.
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."