While Rush Limbaugh cries, lumpy runnels of snot streaming down his pig like face, shoving fist loads of oxy's into his maw. Jerkin his little gherkin as G Gordon Liddy savagely reams out his shit chute. John Stossel likes to watch, a sickly retarded grin and line of drool descend from the corner of his mouth. semen drying on his thick mustache from earlier debaucheries.

So, you're celebrating someone having a heart attack and dying at a relatively young age? And Limbaugh calling that girl a slut is no worse than Letterman saying Palin looks like a slutty stewardess, Bill Maher calling Palin a cunt, Ed Schultz calling Laura Ingraham a "right wing slut," or Keith Olbermann calling Michelle Malking a "mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick." Democrats are the most hateful, close-minded, bigoted, sexist people around, but they get a free pass because they also control the news media.

I'm absolutely %1000 happy he's dead and the only thing that could have been better would if he had been put to a slow death in front of his family. He was a non-human non-person. Lest we forget this was a man who had called Ted Kennedy a piece of shit minutes after his death. I'd think it would be delicious karmak irony if they where sent to their own pesonal hells by whatever sort of being may control a possible after life but as a joke or a clarical error they got their hell's switched........Ted Kennedy is forced to listen to an audio book of Sarah Palin in one ear and Glenn beck in the other, the headset some horrific metallic structure drilled into the ears playing a maximum volume while Breitbart has to endure some endless loop of being drowned in chappaquiddick

Breitbart was a genius. Absolutely shameless in the best possible sense of the word. The ACORN sting was straight up brilliant. If a story was good he'd run with it and didn't apologize for it.

And what's so bad about a member of the media calling out Ted Kennedy? That Nat Lamp ad parody from the 70s is as good an obit for the fucker as anything else.

I keep forgetting, is Fat Bloody Fingers the new alt of Elaborator or Gunker?

Ted Kennedy was a ahhh national treasure. He should ahhh be respected and ahhh honored. Just don't ahhh get in a car with him.

Ted Kennedy is a piece of shit, and I for one was happy he ended up in the same place the woman he murdered is. Lest you forget that Kennedy killed a woman, and got away Scott free because of his last name and political affiliation.

Steezo is 100% right. The Left are the most hateful, close-minded, bigoted, sexist people around, but they get a free pass because they also control the news media.

Man, fuck these people. Breitbart was fearless and, most importantly, righteous.

Ditto on the Kennedy thing. he was human fucking filth. If you're comparing leaving somebody to drown and saying mean words (waaaaaaaaaaaah Breitbart hurt people's feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings) ,you're a clueless douche.
Breitbart was just another goofy media whore/pundit, but he wasn't an elected official. And since I disagreed with most of the shit he said, I rarely visited his site. I don't know why all these fucking faggots listened to/read his stuff and then acted 'outraged'. It reminded me of the PMRC playing Mentors records up on Capitol Hill or people being offended by Gangsta rap . Nice try at the lefties' two wrongs making a right though....

haha i remember reading the story during the hearings (dunno if it was newspaper or magazine) and bursting out laughing reading "I will drive my love inside you" and "bend up and sniff my anal vapors".

I'm wearing a Mentors t shirt today.

this is just one of the many reasons the left hated breitbart, you can youtube so many of these great moments where he utterly destroys the useful idiots. the man was absolutely fearless. he stood against so many of the lefts most dearly held beliefs like, group think, marxism, soft tyrranny, plantation politics, and class warfare. not to mention being a self made man, self sufficient individuals will chap leftist butts every time.

The issue of Limbaugh is between him and his sponsors. You can piss and moan about the conservative or liberal bias/control of the media, but at the end of the day, it's the sponsors who make the call.

FWIW, hypocrisy is the right of every man.

Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche

you guys have seen this, right?.

Heh. I'm not sure if anyone will care enough about Taibbi to write an obit like that. That kind of obit is a back-handed tribute to Breitbart's talent. I think Maher will have an obit like that some day, except in his case a second rate right-wing hack will be doing the hatchet job.

Left vs. Right, More government vs. Less government. It's all bullshit. You suffer from gridlock because of your system that discourages leadership, and a perpetual state of election exacerbated by an immediate but vacuous 24 hour news cycle.

By the time your pointless primaries have been dissected and pundit-sized I am amazed that you have energy for an election on the issues. But there's plenty of shit to get riled up about it seems.

that was posted the day after ab died and it served it's purpose. read the comments. i dont give a fuck one way or the other but taibbi hit when it was hot and he hit it hard.
it's good stuff.

Come to think of it, you are right. Taibbi deserves props for moving in for the kill so quickly. I think Breitbart would've appreciated it, and as they say, "If it bleeds it leads."

^yup...
breitbart did werk and the reason i like it is because the responses are no different than anything you'd find here after one sociopath went after another. this time there's a dead body but so be it...

i will say that taibbi is a solid writer and i like the way he rolls.

heh... just noticed this.

i'm guessing elab is wearing the nate gimp mask at the moment. that's based on the shots at gia and then the jb hate when that didn't work. the av is baltimore related too.

i do miss gunkers food pics though. only because i didn't drink light beer last weekend and i need to lose 3 pounds.

Kennedy was a piece of shit. So was Breitbart. And it seems their fans are both really easily butthurt. Speaking of butthurt...




No matter far the li'l guy traveled "on the interstates of this great country," Belaborator always made it back to that shithole. OTOH, the politics and godawful youtube vids make ol' ceramic dogshite sound like the, ummm, man who brought us Ms. Swift.

They're not mutually exclusive, though, and neither would be his first hatebot, nor his third.

Oh, you mean that acorn "sting" that turned out to be absolute fucking bullshit? You mean the bullshit videos where he completely edit's things out of context and whips up a media circus only to be retracted next week when everyone's five second attention span has evaporated?....some of you fucking healfheads needs to suicide yourselves.

Look where the fuck you are asshole. You've never wished death upon people here on a daily basis? did some big mean commie pinko hurt your feelings?.....your fucking hypocritical bullshit fake pseudo sympathy makes me want to retch.

I was bug whisperer/ceramic god product, fuck. I'd think YOU of all people would remember.

How's it going? I managed to put some mentors in the thread.

Right, them and the jews.

PS. Taibbi is funny and sharp motherfucker. Imagine if H. Thompson was still around to write about these pieces of shit, what do you think he'd have to say?

Not much. The period between The Curse of Lono and his death wasn't a terribly productive one. Virtually everything worth reading by Thompson was pretty much written in the late sixties and the seventies.

Yeah, the last couple books, meh. The one that was reprints of his sporadic ESPN2 (?) columns was rough to read. I forget if I even made it the whole way through.

I used to love short stories for taking a shit. My paperback Shark Hunt has check marks on the table of contents, because I'd pick out story lengths based on how long I thought it would take to drop the deuce.

Yeah, I was speaking as someone who likes the work HST has done. I can remember being thrilled to find out he was writing for ESPN but after reading those columns...not so much. It was a shame he never had a second act. Still, Hells Angels and Fear and Loathing is one helluva legacy.

R.I.P. El Duce. Another great humanitarian shuffled off this mortal coil.

From the grave ?

kaczynski huh?.

Brother to bomb researcher Ted ?

Probably no relation, but if there were, it'd be a nephew. His brother's too old to be Breitbart's researcher.

True enough but not particularly on point, I've already ran down Hunter's later stuff on here, you reading my mind?

Lol. Maybe. Despite his decline, I think most writers will never measure up to Thompson when he was in his prime, so in some ways it seems pointless to dwell on it other than thinking about what could have been. One of his peers, Kesey, had what, maybe one good novel? Pretty much everything HST wrote from Hells Angels through The Curse of Lono is worth reading. That's one helluva legacy, regardless of any squandered talent later.

I'm not sure which sting you're talking about, but I think think the one in question was the one that started the domino effect the culminated in ACORN disbanding.

What's a "healfhead"?

Brietbart was little more than a modern version of the silly guerilla (jondra cuz I don't give a fuck) theatre that hippies invented in the 60s. And if there's one thing hippies hate it's swiping their ideas and improving on them.

As for Limbaugh calling that skank a slut, I'd love to see an itemized breakdown of the $3000 Ms. Fluke thinks I need to shell out for her contraception. Having spent a good portion of my life around ladies of questionable repute, but I've never heard of one paying $3k a year on rubbers and the Pill.

Personally, I liked the cut of AB's jib. Same way I liked Chris Hitchens. They both had this wrinkled suit, disheveled hair, probably slightly drunk vibe to them.

Either way, you seem a pretty poor sport on the whole thing. Bummer, I guess. But it's not like I hope you kill yourself. I guess wishing suicide on folks who disagree with you is just for the "compassionate" among us.

Would not knowing who the fuck this breitbart guy is be considered a good thing?

Yep.

Only if you plan on not voting in November.

Never voted. Never will. The two parties suck balls and I hate jury duty.

That's not a for sure way out anymore. The pool in my county comes from Driver's Licenses.

I just reschedule for the week right around Christmas-New Year's. With all the holidays, they never seem to call anyone in for jury duty.

I'm 33 and haven't been called yet. My non-voter status seems to be my lucky charm for now. I still have my cynical attitude and generally quirky personality to back me up in case doomsday ever arrives.

A friend of mine just shows up in a severly offensive shirt, and is quickly released every time.

I got the call like 2 months ago. They send a little questionaire to fill out and send. One of the questions is along the lines of "can you be impartial?". I checked "no", which asks for an explanation. "If they're charged, it was for a reason". Needless to say, I've heard nothing back.

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This week:

and why not "testosterone"?. that's some hurtful shit jb.

^^If I remember correctly, you named him "petal."

right... my bad. carry on.