My ideas aren't free hunny. If you want to have some fun, we can negotiate compensation here, or you can PM me. Lets work it out soon, so I don't have to check the store on your site. Ah what the hell, I'll just kick it off the haggling. I'm not looking for a 10% cut or anything, what am I gonna do with all that piss? The US dollar is going down the shitter, so that won't do either.
6 pics in poses of my choosing, posted here of course, cause I'm half commie and like to spread the wealth, and a pair of gym worn (preferably after a long day out and about) vacuum sealed cotton, non white, grannie panties (thong don't hold no scent).
I'm realistic. I won't go demanding payment until your "nectar" ads go live, because I understand you could have second thoughts. If however, you are caught starting sales before we have reached an agreement, the price will go up and I'll be forwarding your contact info and a multi-paragraph BS story to Lubben so she will pester you that you should be trying to save your soul and not your pee.
Look, I'll even help you out.
Use
these, and you won't lose a drop plus you'll save on wine bottles.
If you wanna target the higher end perv, not just piss junkies,
use one of these, then pour it off, into a bottle, using a funnel.
And as we all know that whores lie, don't go scrambling to fill bottles w/ your man's urine. I'm sure there are cheap tests available, and you certainly don't want a dude that buys mail order piss mad at you. I'd figure they aren't a very stable demographic.