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#1482 - 08/13/04 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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"I'm not an actress. I'm a pornstar." Gen Padova before her scene today. www.exquisitemenu.com
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#1484 - 08/14/04 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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THat originated from that Miss BJ USA filming when the guy filming a documentary went home happy getting some great drama of me yelling at an idiot for changing set dialogue at the end of all the few days worth of filming. LOL Were you there for that Chico? Yeah, I was there. I also remember you started fuming.It was there and then, I learned to fear you,lol. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> www.adultstaffingservices.com
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#1485 - 08/18/04 06:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Fuck You Rob Longshot. You are nothing in the porn buisness. Sportswami could make your career much more then it is.
Baja
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#1486 - 08/21/04 08:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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“Maybe those other whores will learn a lesson from me and do better next year, but probably not.” Ashley Blue.
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#1487 - 08/21/04 09:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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nevermind
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#1488 - 08/21/04 10:08 AM
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How does it feel to know that if your nation was successful in pulling off its eugenics program, you would never have been born? -Jamesn
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#1489 - 08/21/04 10:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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[color:"purple"] You assholes are just pissed off that your favorite porn star is too ignorant and stupid to take the time out of their drug addict lives to talk to you let alone chat on a message board. Gen Padova [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif" alt="" />
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#1490 - 08/27/04 05:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"If everybody were rocket scientests we would have no one to fly rockets." PHATBOY's astronony professor to PHATBOY <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif" alt="" />
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#1491 - 10/01/04 02:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I never judge a man by the color of his neck. PHATBOY
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#1492 - 10/01/04 06:49 AM
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#1493 - 10/01/04 12:09 PM
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"I am easily satisfied with the very best." Winston Churchill
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#1494 - 10/01/04 12:11 PM
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The wise man questions the wisdom of others because he questions his own, the foolish man, because it is different from his own." santiz Leo Stein
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#1495 - 10/01/04 12:13 PM
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"He is not well bred, that cannot bear ill breeding in others" Benjamin Franklin
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#1496 - 10/01/04 12:16 PM
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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." Albert Einstein
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'' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#1497 - 10/01/04 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I like those last 2 Tanta's <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#1498 - 10/01/04 04:39 PM
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Cleet, I thought you would.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. - Sir Winston Churchill
"To change and to change for the better are two different things."
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased. - Aeschylus
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#1499 - 10/01/04 04:46 PM
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And one more for Cleet
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Sir Winston Churchill
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
and I leave you with this;
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell. - Marquis de Sade
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. - Harry S. Truman
Edited by tantas' Daddy (10/01/04 05:23 PM)
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#1500 - 10/01/04 05:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You picked some more good ones- you can never go wrong with some from Churchill <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#1501 - 10/02/04 04:06 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Great quotes, Tantas'!
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#1502 - 10/02/04 04:50 AM
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Nice avatar Toe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#1503 - 10/02/04 05:28 AM
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Check out Kamis' porn quote page. Just found it and am still laughing. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> http://www.kamiland.com/quotes.html
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#1504 - 10/02/04 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Nice quotes on Kami's site- but I wish it told you who said those quotes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#1506 - 10/02/04 10:14 AM
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#1509 - 10/02/04 02:50 PM
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"You can build bridges all your life and no one will ever know you are a bridge builder, but suck one cock and everybody will know that you are a cocksucker" - GrandPa PHAT to 10 year old PHATBOY. This shit just keeps getting better. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
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#1510 - 10/02/04 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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In Reply to: Kids find your porn stash? tell them that it's their mothers and then drag her ass in the room and beat the shit out of her before she new what happened. then i would yell at the kids for good 3 or 4 hours as i get drunk telling them look at what you made me do to your mother...... PornLoser78
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#1511 - 10/03/04 09:39 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#1512 - 10/03/04 10:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I wanted to put a sledge hammer to the back of her head so her face goes forcefully down on the cock or had something to really cry about. Gen Padova
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#1515 - 01/24/05 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This happened yesterday on a shoot. Tayor Rain: What time is it? Chico: Its a quarter to 7 Taylor Rain: You mean its 6:50?
How she got 6:50, I'll never know. She's probably on a strict dosing schedule <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/happydead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/happydead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cokehead.gif" alt="" />
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#1516 - 04/19/05 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Someone needs to wake this whore up before she ends up dead or even worse,a ksex dj. Jeff Stewart on Gia Paloma
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#1517 - 04/19/05 11:03 AM
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"The Loch Ness Monster is whale penis" -Charlton Heston(Soylent Green) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" />
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#1519 - 04/27/05 10:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Guy ass is nasty and should be avoided at all costs. Cleetus Van Damme
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#1520 - 04/27/05 11:26 AM
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See that, screw Walter Burns- I finally made a quote list, thanks Zen <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#1521 - 04/27/05 04:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I think we can afford 2 quotes today This is so typical of porn whores.Nobody ever really knows them.One day they are in your life and you think you know them and then the next thing you know they are gone.The few weeks after they disappear are real eye openers because all of these things you thought you knew about them turn out to be bullshit.If I've seen it once I've seen it a thousand times.Whores are a strange breed indeed and its best to not try and figure them out.Each answer only leads to more questions.
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#1522 - 06/02/05 09:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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On the set of Girlvert 9 Ashley Blue said during her scene with Deja Daire..... "Im going to choke the drugs out of her." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jackoff1.gif" alt="" />
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#1523 - 07/11/05 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Kami when you need Jewish cock, call me. Ill use that for the next movie called "how to make it in showbiz" -Kami
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#1524 - 07/12/05 04:07 AM
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"the most abundant element in the universe is not oxygen ,it's stupidity"
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"If you keep fucking me like that you're gonna make me cum" she then proceeds to have her first ejaculatory orgasm and literally shoots off my cock and forcefully jets across the bed like she is possessed by a demonic force, spraying /squirting fluid all over the bed ,soaking it- rendering it unsleepable.
my journal ,2003 a hot puerto rican girl from the bx i wuz fuking
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#1527 - 01/11/06 09:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"eon mckai is a fucking faggot and i wouldn't touch his affected douchebaggery with a ten foot pole."- Cassandra
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#1528 - 01/11/06 01:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Lexi Bardot to me at the circle bar after the award show, "Joey TunaCan, listen, shit is the new blood"
WTF????????? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#1530 - 01/26/06 09:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I would like to see the men in porno actually be interested in the whores, and not have to jerk off in a corner, away from the girl, in order to build up a pop shot.- have2cit
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#1531 - 01/26/06 09:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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sorry, I can't say anymore, I have been advised not to ramble on anymore by my lawyer.
later.... - John Smith
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