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#568314 - 09/21/12 08:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Black/slate 64gig iPhone 5. I said fuck it to waiting in line and decided to just show up at the Apple store in the downtown mall a half hour before the store opened. There was a HUGE line and the Apple chick at the end of the line said they were already sold out of the the model I wanted. I went and checked a couple of AT&T stores and heard the same thing, so I decided to drive out to the Best Buy store out by the military base.

The Best Buy showed no signs of any activity, so apparently they weren't opening early for the iPhone 5 release. While driving back out of the parking lot, I saw a little AT&T store with maybe 20 people in line outside and wound up getting the next to last 64gig black/slate model that they had. Everyone around me seemed to be getting the 16gig model.

I probably spent an hour or so out of my day shopping for it compared with some people who camped out under a tarp at the main AT&T store during the biggest overnight rainstorm that I've ever seen up here. I'm not sure about the hundreds of people waiting overnight to get into the mall to go to the Apple Store. I guess maybe they all slept in the parking garage? Suckers.

I used to refer to my iPhone as my FuturePhone™ since the original iPhone was so ahead if its time, but I've started calling this one the MonolithPhone™ as it resembles the black slab obelisk from 2001: A Space Odyssey. I guess that would make me one of the monkey men.
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#568317 - 09/21/12 08:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I hear nothing but abused bitch style bawling regarding the maps. It's not like you can't access google maps for directions if you really feel the need.

other than that how is it?. I'll probably grab one in the next month or so.
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#568320 - 09/21/12 08:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Maps are my most needed feature after camera and vid. I'm sticking with my 4S now with iOS 6. And the 4S is smaller. I hate stuff clogging up my purse or pockets.

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#568326 - 09/21/12 08:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Before this, I was using a 4S that I recently upgraded to iOS 6, so this basically operates like a much faster version of that phone. It does feel much thinner & lighter and the proportions immediately reminded me of the 2001 monolith, like I said. I immediately put mine in a case because I've heard stories of the aluminum body being easy to scuff or scratch. I'll keep it in the case until I hear whether or not that's actually true.

As far as the map issues go, I think the problem only occurs when you're using the gimmicky 3D overhead view. Building and structures look distorted and weird sometimes. But, if you use it just like the old Maps app, it should work fine. I watched the end of a baseball game this afternoon and was pleased to see that the MLB app now displays 16:9 fullscreen HD video on the new 4" screen.

They switched on 4G LTE service up here about a week before the iPhone 5 came out, so I've been able to use that to download purchased songs & apps all day. It's about as fast as a decent wifi connection, but drains the battery rapidly.

That's it for now.
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#568329 - 09/21/12 08:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Steezo]
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Oh, a couple more things...

The new screen looks weird if you view it while wearing polarized sunglasses. I haven't seen that reported elsewhere. It looks kind of dim and bluish, like I've heard can happen to a guy's vision if he OD's on Viagra. The old 4S screen looked just fine in a side-by-side comparison.

Also, I seem to make fewer spelling errors while texting with iOS 6. I'm not sure what they changed in the OS, but it seems less dumb now.
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#568336 - 09/21/12 09:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
I hear nothing but abused bitch style bawling regarding the maps. . .


Lou, show some compassion to the financially raped:






At least wait a day for the buyer's remorse to really kick in on the dumbfucks.


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#568343 - 09/21/12 09:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I don't feel too bad about spending a little cash in the fall. We're all about to get our dividend checks for living up here. It's down quite a bit from the peak amount of around $2K a few years back, but $878 is still a nice bit of change.
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#568346 - 09/21/12 09:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
I hear nothing but abused bitch style bawling regarding the maps. . .


Lou, show some compassion to the financially raped:






At least wait a day for the buyer's remorse to really kick in on the dumbfucks.


ohh that's not good...unless of course apple has an al-Qaeda mole the google types are going to rain technological hellfire down on them.
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#568482 - 09/22/12 01:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^^ wow they are both bad, I may just get the Samsung Note instead.

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#568823 - 09/24/12 02:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$30 for 1 month paysite access

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#568861 - 09/24/12 02:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
All this for $3.00:

those whoppers look good.is that a new flavor?


Last week I went back and all of them were sold out. Initially they had like 1/4 of a pallet of the strawberry ones.

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#568863 - 09/24/12 02:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Purple cashmere scarf at Goodwill $5
Ziplock bags. 0.90. Dollar store
Pill assorter. 0.99. Dollar store
Plastic forks. 0.99. Dollar store
Smashbox foundation $55

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#568960 - 09/24/12 08:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan

Ziplock bags. 0.90. Dollar store
Pill assorter. 0.99. Dollar store
Plastic forks. 0.99. Dollar store

OooOOhhh...ooOOooHHhh...OOOOoooOOooohhHhhhh...

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#568961 - 09/24/12 08:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Groupon deal for South Beach e-cigarette deluxe kit for $24 delivered.

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#568966 - 09/24/12 09:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Groupon deal for crossfit. Six sessions. $30

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#569032 - 09/25/12 11:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
RenfieldGyps Offline
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@Gia, yummmm Smashbox foundation...and the pill sorter is a necessity in life.

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#569098 - 09/25/12 05:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I snatched a couple of airline barfbags from Delta. I figured I'd give them to JB for when he's got bed spins from too much cheap vodka.

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#569116 - 09/25/12 08:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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handwraps again. the rivals have a ton of give and are super long. a small thing i guess, but it seems to make a done of difference.
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#569145 - 09/26/12 12:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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At risk of being thought more a foole more than I already am, if that were even possible, what are handwraps?
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#569152 - 09/26/12 12:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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i think he means for boxing gloves?
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#569180 - 09/26/12 03:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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yezzir. with a new gym and a new crew of guys.
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#569219 - 09/26/12 09:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$2 banana at JFK airport.

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#569223 - 09/26/12 11:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Is that a Sen Larry Craig joke?
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#569247 - 09/27/12 10:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
$2 banana at JFK airport.
welcome back home....insane.

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#569255 - 09/27/12 12:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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I also accidentally walked into the men's restroom at JFK.

$2 slice cheese pizza. Benny Tudino's. Hoboken, NJ.
$29 mta card
$2 black coffee. Bouchon. Columbus Circle. New York
$5 umbrella. Homeless guy. Thompkins Square.

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#569257 - 09/27/12 01:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Since you're back in NYC, keep an eye out for Panzer. Otherwise one of your eyes could end up on a string around his neck.
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#569371 - 09/28/12 01:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Mr. Meat Offline
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4oz. of Professional Strength Kava Kava, Standardized at 150mg/ml.

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#569395 - 09/28/12 07:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Does it work for you? I've heard different reports.
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#569398 - 09/28/12 07:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Mr. Meat Offline
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It's a lot better than that absinthe crap.

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#569408 - 09/28/12 08:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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New webcam and mouse.
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#569418 - 09/28/12 09:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Enema Pistol for $20:



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#569421 - 09/28/12 09:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Yeah, but how does it work for you?
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#569422 - 09/28/12 09:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Yeah, but how does it work for you?

You pull the trigger.

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#569644 - 09/30/12 03:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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been awhile since ive built some of these,almost a year now.im not gonna get back into them as much as i was,but id still like to build the occasional few here and there.
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#570475 - 10/09/12 07:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Pair of real simple gap jeans. Iphone 4s. the phone is insane.
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#570493 - 10/10/12 12:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Yeah, but how does it work for you?

You pull the trigger.


No no. The kava kava. @meat.

It looks like a huge syringe. But you're the doctor. I trust your judgement.
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#570495 - 10/10/12 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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that enema pistol looks used.and im assuming you plan on using it on multiple trannies.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#570503 - 10/10/12 03:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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If you had to shoot 3 Coloured boys in a neighbourhood they had no business being in, would you use 3 different guns?
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#570539 - 10/10/12 07:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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If I had to shoot three of anyone in a neighborhood they didn't belong in I'd use one disposable gun. Using inexpensive target ammo. I'm Panzer cheap that way.

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#570540 - 10/10/12 08:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Slerpy, slerpy ooze.

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#570662 - 10/12/12 11:19 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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1 green pepper for $0.50 and 1 red onion for $0.32

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#570676 - 10/12/12 03:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Black coffee at Gotham Cafe on E. 70th. $2.25
Black coffee. Dunkin Doughnuts. Harlem.$1.95

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#570677 - 10/12/12 03:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Blackules Offline
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Coffee only thing black goes in dat ho's mouf.

--Balee Dat, Playa! wink
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#570688 - 10/12/12 04:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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wink

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#570692 - 10/12/12 06:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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I love Dunkin Donuts coffee. Wish we had it up here instead of Tim Horton's.
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#570693 - 10/12/12 06:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought some fuckin' meatballs.

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#570694 - 10/12/12 07:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I used to get the DD whole bean so I can make it at home. Now I am too lazy to stare at a coffee pot brewing.
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#570728 - 10/12/12 10:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: The Meat
I bought some fuckin' meatballs.


Right here is why I love this group. No need for profanity, but there it by God is. XPT. Fuck yeah.
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#570732 - 10/12/12 11:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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As if he would have any otherwise.

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#570737 - 10/13/12 12:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: The Meat
I bought some fuckin' meatballs.


Right here is why I love this group. No need for profanity, but there it by God is. XPT. Fuck yeah.
masturbanana
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