Why do you lurk XPT? Who or what do you come here to see? Go ahead and create an account and tell us. I'm honestly curious. Go create a gmail account and then use it to set up an account on XPT so you can post.

this should be good.

Okay. I'm logged in. Why do you care if there's lurkers?

There are usually 30 to 80 "guests" on XPT at any given time. We have like 10 or so frequent members that post. I'm curious what all those Guests keep coming here for if they don't contribute.

I came here when the Donny Long saga played out. The best information eventually was posted here. PWl was like watching a car wreck - confirming my opinion that the Internet is really a coward's medium.

I check in out of habit. There are some interesting posts scattered around. The racism kind of turned me off of contributing earlier.

Concise post w/ valid points, congrats on your first step away from lurking. Feel free to vent some hate and share more thoughts.

Remember to treat Brandon like shit and to take it easy on Figgs.

who cares.. the site alexa ranking is up over 90,000 spots in last 4 weeks.. Keepem comin, its payin Brandons rent

Will do. I should come clean that I am Canadian. You can choose to hold it against me or not

If you're taller than Brandon you're OK !

Its really only pretend racism for the most part. We just hate tritone and he's overly touchy about being born a pigment challenged evolutionary throwback.

Taller than Brandon. Unfortunately balder.

I've seen the Tritone threads - a fair bit of Sadomasochism playing out there.

Really I'm just a highly functioning porn addict.

Love the pic, Fiend. Looks like a strung out Olsen twin.

Google "Creepychan" or "Allison Harvard" if you want to see more pics of her.

Not a lot of high functioning around here too often, unfortunately, so bring the goods!


Here is a picture with tits. Enjoy

Because I slow down when passing traffic accidents. All of you fucks and this industry are one long, beautifully-agonizing wreck.

And sometimes shit here is really funny.

Yes, I have jerked off to Gia but no I never PM'd her and told her about it.

In other words Fuck Off.

Have a great day and take care.

nice.name?

I lurk since I gave up trying to post much here, was looking for somewhere that porn was evolving and people discussing how, but turns out most regulars here are just stuck in a very narrow mind of what they find good/bad, and narrow minded about everything else.

So I just check in now and then to see if there are any fucked up new starlets trying to whore their shitty amateur porn, or some new crazies on forum everyone thinks is a panzer alt (and no, I'm not a panzer alt).

It would be a fun place to troll though, but I find no pleasure in that.

The most interesting communications I've had on this forum has been in private messages, no doubt from others who got their heads bitten of from posting before.

I went from lurking (about 2-3 years) to posting (almost 1 year) because by comparison with the threads on ADT that XPT veterans put up links for here, the average XPT poster/thread was smarter, albeit a lot rougher. It's a trade off. I'd rather post here and risk getting called an "alt-porn fag" rather than post on - or for that matter read - ADT and have to wade through comments by fanboi mouthbreathers expressing shock when their favorite starlet says she hasn't been offered enough money to do a triple anal scene, as if doing a triple anal scene for its own sake should be reward enough.

I remember you. Welcome back, hon!

I lurk. I come here fired up to say write something but then I read the post and I loose my boner. Plus the Faggots Christian and drunken Indian don't post here anymore so it's no fun not being able to gay bash.

OK, I'll bite. It's time I gave back to something that has given so many hours of lulz.
My interest in pornography is one, but this board has taken me behind the scenes, showing me the anal-gone-wrong that keeps me face palming.
In no particular order,
-suitcase pimps
-fanbois
-mother and daughter cross country whorin' n' griftin' extravaganzas
-sword wielding mopes
-the term mope and all of it's useful applications in real life
-Bukkake payroll robberies
-Bukkake Mike-if I ever came close to shitting myself laughing, that thread did it
-Jeremy Steele doesn't pollute the airwaves here
-The relentless making fun of Jeremy Steele
-Sal Mckvey
-More mopes and their shenanigans
-Fake cancer
-IR gangbangs by 19 year old pregnant women
-Porn convention arrests of "Proud Parents of a Future Meth Addict"
-General intelligent and insightful conversations

There's lots more, but would you bother reading it?

Yeah sure, I'd read more. Always interested in a well thought out newbie's opinion.

Hey Fartz, you made a sig buddy. There's no turning back now, your one of us.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

Came here looking for Ceara Lynch nudes, stayed for the schadenfreude.

Years ago I accidentally found this site following some google image search thumbnail. Ended up smack dab in the middle of "Dead Inside Eyes" thread. haven't looked back since.

Neat. It kind of feels like the first time you rip a hole in a pocket pussy. A strong mix of shame and honor.

Ok, I admit that I lurk much more than I post. The biggest reason is that I am not here often enough to get into most of the discussions in time to have a relevant response.

Relevancy does not matter.

If relevancy mattered we would actually talk about porn alot more than we actually do.

Chiming in late makes no difference, sometimes whipping a dead horse is more fun than whipping it when it was still alive.

Yeah, porn is becoming the "cherry"on top of the sundae at XPT for me. The discussions are good, and unlike a lot of other forums, posting pictures of a chick with a cock in her ass isn't considered rude.

Whenever I post pics of a chick, I try to do a face/tits shot then an asshole/cunt shot to try and save people from searching on Freeones.

Trust me, it is much appreciated here. Thank you.

I know you always scoutin talent, but I'm more in to helping fellow pervs.

I was also speaking on behalf of the fellow pervs.

Fiend. I get your feelings of goodwill. But I like internet knife fights.

Do you find that sig gif cool, or have it for the annoyance factor or you find it cool because it must annoy everyone else? I'd really like to punch it in the throat. Well played.

Guilty of all charges.

I've never had a sig. Maybe an annoying animated gif would work for me too.

I came here from ADT. I was a budding new starlet and arrived at ADT because one day I googled myself and saw that with only 1 dvd out, I already had a thread. Fans? Me? Awesome! As time went on, I see threads about XPT and that 'horrible mean man Jeff Mike,' so I clicked onto XPT to see what all the fuss was about. What a rush! Hooked ever since.

I came here from ADT as well. Nice having you around.

I think I'm one of the few people here who bypassed ADT entirely. I wish I could remember how I found this place. I know it was right after I went to the AVN awards, so I must've Googled to see if anyone was talking about the show. Walking the red carpet is still a highlight memory for me.

Yep, I remember when you came here. And when I was new here it was cool to recognize other familiar adt'ers who surfed both waters like bornyo and nietzsche. I remember getting seriously giddy with joy in my lurking days on xpt that a guy had "In a tree outside Gia Jordan's window" as his location. CB2 I think his name was? He was one of the first generation xpt crew and a solid poster.

Does it compare to the rush of air in your gaped asshole? How much does the air rush into your sphincter now after hitting forty and having so many miles on it?

A problem I have is I have a few questions on XPT history that I fear to ask. Plus I feel like an idiot because I can't seem to get my avatar to work.

One problem solved.....thank you backdoorman. Now, about the Wankus hate?

I would suggest searching "Wankus" and doing some "light" reading. :0)

What about it?

Do you mean the hate from when he was an industry suckfish, or the hate since he found Jeebus and got his soul saved?

Dude seem like a dime a dozen sleazy Jersey coke head? I never met him, but anybody tell me I'm wrong?

hahahahaha, I have, with much hilarity. I just can't understand the origin of it. Seems he was just trying to get some strange by having a crappy radio show? The Swami (my God, what a good laugh that was) thing I get.
It seems porn attracts a whole heap of fringe dwellers and bottom feeders who accept the scraps thrown to them and then want to move to the grown-ups table and eat the main meal. Surely if their energies were directed in settling for getting laid with hookers it would be cheaper and less publicly degrading?

He used to appear on Exxtasy tv on satellite and interview pornsters. I really couldn't stand to watch.