For the grey matter impaired....

This girl is the hottest girl that I've been abusing myself to constantly lately. She recently did a scene for BanBros and I was sent adrift in a sea of pleasure.I couldn't put my finger on it so I went into my vault of fantasies and... Eureka!

She is an exact French clone of Traci Lords...

My prayers have been answered....How The FUCK do these types of Post get on HERE? You new guys need to step up or step out...


But then Again

Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore

when you get done battling your donny long demons and whatnot feel free to straighten up and take a minute to ask for help.

Anni is gorgeous, but I don't think she looks a thing like Traci. Two different looks.

he just wanted to post a traci pic. he's "controversial" like that.

Two Different Looks?

Natural Breast Check
Pouty Mouths Check
Classical Bone Structure Check

Oh Ones a Blond and Ones a brunette...




Thanks fore clearing that up Whore

Totally different Looks is the Pork Rind Look You sported during your on screen Career and the Nutritionally deprived walking dead look you're so proud of today...

weren't you the one just going on about adt fanboism?.

off ya go lil guy....

Edgiest poster since Bleccchhh 6000

If you can't see the difference, Final Jeopardy isn't in your future.

If we don't step up, will you step away?

lol um ok. Dude, they both have those attributes you posted, but TOTALLY different facial structures and, in fact, the brunette has a different mose and looks Latina. Sorry, your interchangeable Barbies-just-add-melatonin comparison didn't work.

Melanin?

This is like debating a retard.Whore, I understand you sucked some porn executives dick and got a job as a "photographer" but that doesn't make you a trained artist. Pointing a DLR is just that pointing a DLR.

Again You're welcome Whore

also thanks for illustrating...


Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore

She has to Photoshop out the scars from cutting too.

She makes me think of Maya Rudolph

However remember rule 133-b of the whore handbook

Whore gonna get some john(punk, looser, mope,) to do WORK for her when she can cuz they know they can manipulate some sleeze for things they want or need...

which brings me to rule 1-a of the whore handbook...

Whores don't like work

Is Gia Cleaning up the fantastic works of art she produces from pointing a DLR? Not likely....

cuz

Stupid Whore Gonna Stupid WHore

Looks like Traci Lords? What a joke. Not too skanky a whore, but TL? Are you serious? Obviously not.

^^^ She's the Bollywood version.

Am I confusing the OP with somebody else or didn't he used to be normal?

You're right. Jondra. My mistake. I guess Nathaniel will say that's what happens when Gia's light headed from only eating a sprig of parsley all day lol.

I take a lil longer to shoot than most photogs so I don't have to rely on photoshop. I actually don't know photoshop.

I wish! If that's how I rolled, forget porn! I'd be sucking dick at Vogue making big bucks and traveling the world.

/tritone "Gia would you suck a beautiful big black cock to work for Vogue?" /tritone

If she was the French version of Traci Lords I would be able to see some armpit hair in that shot.

Traci Lords had a teenager's face and baby fat back when she was in porn. Traci Lords today is okay but not great. At best just another MILF and MILFs are a dime a dozen these days.

He started off as "Karma's Fist." Seriously. Then he tried to be "Henry Plantagenet," but changed it to Nate in a huff after I told him he'd spelled it wrong. (It's OK, Nate. English kings couldn't spell their own names before 1910, anyway.)

He's never been "normal," but he's always been predictable. His only real significance was being the proto-whorebot. Still, watching the li'l guy fluster and fume is always good for a laugh.

I don't remember any of the things you mentioned. You christened me? You Know I don't recall a thing about you.

But not all whores are women(or what ever gender Gia claims to be), nor do they all ways exchange sex for money.

So J. B. Thanks for illustrating...


Stupid internet pud pounding forum jockey whore is GONNA stupid internet pud pounding forum jockey whore...

and you're welcome whore....

Yep. EY, He did ^ that a lot as well.

Lame Cool Guy Said it all..

Heh. Poor Nostalgia Nate: Can't get himself banned and can't get taken seriously, so he resurrects a Monkey alt no one but Monstar took seriously. He tries soooooooo hard, too.

I just see the avatar and all I can think is "he wants to be banned". How do you take him seriously after that?

I always thought that was an electro alt. Hmm

I like the avatar.

I'm pretty sure I was thinking about somebody else. This one reminds me of a slightly more literate Pipedream with a visual aid fetish.

Do you want to keep it obscure or play it out this time?

Here's a wind-up toy version of Omar from The Wire.

the snowcone and the traffic cone may both taste like porcupine toenails but that shit is just shit and whores know it's true. next.

Yeah, you have nothing again. Next.

tangerines on the table fly like cantaloupes after shit talking. photosynthesis. theatrical shows. next.

Hey, 12/12/12 is the next Post Like Pipe Dream Day. Talk to Lou if you don't believe me. Until then, use it sparingly and make it count. Don't want to water down the gimmick.

I am in a pickle here. There is this chick I know from way back and she was the shit for me. I am settled in a dead end relationship, lost touch. Until she reached out to me. Now I just have to burn the easy bridge that is the relationship going nowhere before persuing my old flame. I would suffer immense moral pain and uncertainty if I did anything else. Like the bad kind of anxiety and shit when the meds run out. Help me the fuck out. Now.

Wait until December? I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. I'm starting to understand how Jane Goodall must have felt.

I think we are starting to communicate. True it is on a very primitive level, but it is a quantum leap forward from any of his previous human interactions, and I feel it could start to bear fruit.

Hey, Pipe reminded me of that ordeal. What did you wind up doing with that old flame?

Mimicked human interactions. Modelling behavior observed through the computer screen. Furtive, childlike attempts to type complete sentences that actually contain normal human thoughts and feelings for maybe the first time EVER?!

...we are on the verge of something big here. over. shit, I mean: next.

distance. geography. antiromance and shit like that. next

DAMN, Jerkules, if I don't get at least one National Geographic award out of this, I'm blaming you for breaking my concentration.

The melodrama was bad then and now. Touting on about it was worse. And here is the next bit. Just pathetic.

I'm off to bed now, and out of your hair. I'll catch up with this lil round a bout in the morning.

like a gargoyle underneath a fishtank some find human interaction frightening and shit. gravel falling on french toast makes it hard to understand why others bother and shit. basic communication hard enough for some to master and shit. It can make some people feel like shit and shit. over next.

Morality victims never get it. Obsolete.

self absorbed mistakes itself for self assured everyday. mix in an attempt at projecting superiority to protect an overwhelmed ego and shit. obligatory one word negative hypercritical adjective. next.

Do it with no regrets if the relationship you're in is dead end. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Davis should let others think.
backdoorman does not seem to be aware that this is the second part of a flame troll thing and that tips for life, love and happiness are better directed towards Davis, the one with the moral problems and doubts outlined in my quick summary of what happened in the first part.