If you need me to smuggle some Boar's Head to Cousin Fucker, Kentucky, we can spit the profits. You have a source for pork roll down there? That shits like crack, compared to baloney being coke cut 50/50 with laxative, for a hog meat junkie, bacon being the heroin.
Pork ? Are you kiddin' ? This place is eat up with pork on the hoof ! People kill their own everywhere. Not to mention venison and other critters. No possum on whole wheat for me though ! :-)
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