If you need me to smuggle some Boar's Head to Cousin Fucker, Kentucky, we can spit the profits. You have a source for pork roll down there? That shits like crack, compared to baloney being coke cut 50/50 with laxative, for a hog meat junkie, bacon being the heroin.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral