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#590943 - 05/09/13 09:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Stare decisis

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#590944 - 05/09/13 09:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Yep, go Jimmy now. Piss-off-weak.


do you practice punching numbers on your new phone in hopes of actually being able to reach out if the occasion presents itself or are you going to be a crazy fucker and let it rip on the fly?.
lol
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#590945 - 05/09/13 09:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You two homos hug it out now.
When you guys adopt, don't harvest too soon.

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#590946 - 05/09/13 09:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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details are becoming few and far between in regards to the new phone... whatsupwidat?.
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#590947 - 05/09/13 09:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Let it mature.

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#590948 - 05/09/13 09:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Funny, for someone who could care less. . .

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#590949 - 05/09/13 09:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Let it mature.


promise to keep me updated on this new phone and it's "provider". i'm not asking for explicit details...i just want to congratulate you on your lifestyle choice when it comes to fruition. as whacked out and fucked up as you are i still think you deserve to have an actual "someone" in your life.
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#590950 - 05/09/13 09:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Where Jimmong has a thing for androgynous shelter whore Gia Jordan, LouCy's just fascinated by unicorn Dana DeArmond. You two homos hug it out.

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#590951 - 05/09/13 09:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Anyone else smell the sprockets smoking?

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#590952 - 05/09/13 09:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Nonsensical jibberjabber Jim.
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#590953 - 05/09/13 09:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Where Jimmong has a thing for androgynous shelter whore Gia Jordan, LouCy's just fascinated by unicorn Dana DeArmond. You two homos hug it out.



pipe...lets stay on topic. this is about owning things. theres a dearmond thread and a gia thread you can dump your efforts in and i'm sure one of us will eventually respond when we think you need it. but here and now this is about you and the dummy phone you bought.
are there any other appliances in your household that function on the same level?. does your high res television set display perfect black 24/7?. any mirrors in the home that you can see through?.

share...
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#590955 - 05/09/13 09:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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If you went group ritual and Jimmy roofied Gia into fucking him while LouCy drags up for Dana, the love would tear a hole into the universe and reverberate forever. The kids can watch and take video.

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#590956 - 05/09/13 09:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
If you went group ritual and Jimmy roofied Gia into fucking him while LouCy drags up for Dana, the love would tear a whole into the universe and reverberate forever. The kids can watch and take video.


whole?.
you're deep into that fantasy aren't you?. did you call yourself on your new phone and play all that out in 4 different voices before you posted it or did you spend the "whole" day working that up?.
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#590957 - 05/09/13 09:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You're clearly seeing things and should change things up more. De-liver.

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#590958 - 05/09/13 09:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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really?. spam-bot status it is then. not another word about credibility or honor out of you, bitchmeat.
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#590959 - 05/09/13 09:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You give a new meaning to "deli."

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#590960 - 05/09/13 10:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
If you went group ritual and Jimmy roofied Gia into fucking him while LouCy drags up for Dana, the love would tear a hole into the universe and reverberate forever. The kids can watch and take video.


Originally Posted By: PulpeD
You're clearly seeing things and should change things up more. De-liver.



So, basically, it's your assertion that everyone else on the board is engaged in a delusional, drug-fueled, orgiastic conspiracy to surpress your brilliance.

On a bukkake board.

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#590961 - 05/09/13 10:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Hmmm, if this hijacking behavior happened back in the day; The whole damn XPT posse would be crawling up your rectum and destroy any little bit of life you have left in you. Tisk-tisk.

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#590964 - 05/10/13 03:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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True, but what are they derailing these days? The infighting is all that's left. It's like the Stern show.
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#590965 - 05/10/13 03:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Osmosis Airtights obviously led to oxygen deprivation.

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#590968 - 05/10/13 06:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
buyers remorse is it?.

we'll revisit this in a few days then.


Thread reader's remorse
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#590987 - 05/10/13 11:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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No shit^^. Three pages of this nonsense.
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#591032 - 05/11/13 07:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#591077 - 05/11/13 05:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Fancy.
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#591080 - 05/11/13 06:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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For editing cock out of Frankie's milf, big butt, big tit entries.
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#591081 - 05/11/13 06:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$12 dozen yellow roses. Farmer's market.

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#591082 - 05/11/13 06:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Alex got free cinnamon sugar pretzels from Auntie Annie's.



How many did you get Alex, and why so many?
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#591084 - 05/11/13 07:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
$12 dozen yellow roses. Farmer's market.

Economy discount.

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#591127 - 05/12/13 02:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Alex got free cinnamon sugar pretzels from Auntie Annie's.



How many did you get Alex, and why so many?

5x from 5x Auntie Anne's locations last year.

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#591128 - 05/12/13 02:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Hearing aid device for $10.00.

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#591134 - 05/12/13 04:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Whats the purpose of a hearing aid if you won't listen to reason in the first place?

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#591135 - 05/12/13 04:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$100 diamond tip microdermabrasion facial

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#591140 - 05/12/13 08:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Whats the purpose of a hearing aid if you won't listen to reason in the first place?

I will fart in your mom's ear while she wears it on max setting.

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#591141 - 05/12/13 08:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Why did you change your post Alex? Are you ashamed that you were promising to steal almost $400 from your grandmother on mothers day?

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#591144 - 05/12/13 09:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
$100 diamond tip microdermabrasion facial

No dinner at the Jorges-guy restaurant?

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#591148 - 05/12/13 10:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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No, I'm in Los Angeles.

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#591199 - 05/13/13 10:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Why did you change your post Alex? Are you ashamed that you were promising to steal almost $400 from your grandmother on mothers day?


Ummm, what's this, Alex?

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#591209 - 05/14/13 11:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: have2cit
Why did you change your post Alex? Are you ashamed that you were promising to steal almost $400 from your grandmother on mothers day?


Ummm, what's this, Alex?

That is text.

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#591210 - 05/14/13 11:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Bullshit, Alex. You said you bought it for $10, were going to sell it to your Grandmother for $400, and tell her it was the same as a $1300 item.
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#591211 - 05/14/13 11:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Bullshit, Alex. You said you bought it for $10, were going to sell it to your Grandmother for $400, and tell her it was the same as a $1300 item.

I would never rip off my grandma. I will refund back to her the money because if I wouldve said that its $10 then she would fuss up about it being bad quality.

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#591227 - 05/14/13 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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6" Roasted Chicken Breast sub at Subway on a herb & cheese bread, with 2 slices of american cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, sweet peppers and olives, and topped-off with chipotle sauce and honey mustard for $3.27.

3x mild chicken wings and a biscuit at Popeyes for $3.99 + tax.

Bootlegged black toner for my printer for $16.49 delivers on Amazon.

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#591245 - 05/15/13 12:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Dress for my birthday party May 18th. $250. All Saints

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#591247 - 05/15/13 01:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Dress for my birthday party May 18th. $250. All Saints

But at H&M you could have bought 10x for $25

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#591252 - 05/15/13 01:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I have a few H+M dresses. For my party, I wanted something more interesting.

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#591258 - 05/15/13 05:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Season 19 of Top Gear
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#591278 - 05/15/13 02:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I have a few H+M dresses. For my party, I wanted something more interesting.

So what will you get as a b-day present?; Double mastectomy?

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#591285 - 05/15/13 05:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
So what will you get as a b-day present?; Double mastectomy?


Panzer's plotting an Implant Recycling Tracking thread.

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#591292 - 05/15/13 06:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Would any of us be surprised if it came out that Panzer has a freezer full of body parts? I doubt it. "oh, I found these in the trash behind a store in my neighborhood"
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#591303 - 05/15/13 07:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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A phone protector.
Alcantara on the outside and microfiber cleaning cloth on the inside. Good trinket accessory.

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#591318 - 05/15/13 10:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Would any of us be surprised if it came out that Panzer has a freezer full of body parts? I doubt it. "oh, I found these in the trash behind a store in my neighborhood"


I wouldn't be surprised if any of us had body parts buried.
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