I'm posting pube pics instead. Enjoy.


To see more of Abbie Cat, entrez-vous here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/02/23/welcome-back-www-loadmymouth-com/

Abbie Cat is a cute girl.

She is a nice accessory to my pubes, yes. Now who has any questions (ie: When did they start to grow? Do you dye your pubes? Scissors or razor for grooming?)

His junk fro is the only thing thinning out. No need to be proud or anything.

I believe Abbie's expression best sums up my feelings to your post.

Except for the hair on his head, obviously.

Like Abbie, your posts suck ass.

If it gets too thick around the ass, a visit at the doctor's might be a good idea, no matter if gay for pay or gay to stay. Disease will catch a fag or two.

Unlike Abbie, I think you should keep your nose out of my business.

It is not like he could charge much with gay whoring anyway. Business. Sure.

Stay out of my bidness, too.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bidness

I do not follow eBay.

eBoy, fine. The heart wants what it wants. I'm against whatever purchases you are making on that site but I'm focusing on my own good deeds.

You ought to be punished. A good start. Only short of taller people.

I don't see your point....and not because I'm short.

Good deeds. Punishment. A popular phrase. Maybe dim in certain areas. Not on the head.

In English, which I invite you to learn, we say, "No good deed goes unpunished."

Any picture that contains any part of Brandon Iron is a dick pic.

I always viewed Brandon as a douche, not a dick, but to each his own.

If I'm a douche, then you can shove it.

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings there Massengill.

The technique of getting the ass licked as a guy is more than advanced. It borders on cryptofagdom.

I am dealing with my escalating poverty as best I can. I am too proud to ask for food stamps. They don't taste very good and the glue has no seasoning whatsoever.
No, I prefer to eat the 20-year-old, tenderized rump roast of Alice Romain. She's the 620th update at www.loadmymouth.com but #1 in my heart.
Now some of you may look at the ecstasy on Alice's face and assume we moved in together. Sorry, but Alice doesn't live here anymore. She is back in Romania and I am back to dumper diving for a living.

Dumper diving for a living? I thought it was living in a dumpster. My sources tell me they have your new "studio" apartment under surveillance.



(I wish I knew how to use photoshop so I could put Brandon's face peaking out of one of the windows.)

he's been cleaning the cheap seats for awhile now.

Lou trumps Jerk.

For the bonus round, please make your best submissions about the following:


Mine is: When Hairy Met Baldy

A nice first effort, Kingfish, but it's a tad too wordy and nerdy. It's a stretch for fans to believe the Lord of the O Rings is short and ugly.

I'm disqualifying you for your small size and lack of comprehension. I'm sure you've heard this in your life.

Yeah i don't know why it is small . Never had that happen here . You have to click on the link to see the full size .

I hear you. Still, can you use Google Translate or something to enlighten us as to what it says?
Jerkules and Lou seem to have run out of any creativity. Not surprising, really.

What kind of world is it when a toxic midget has to actively solicit insults for the greater good?

Welcome to Planet Iron, J.B. I will continue to share my talent with the world.
In American Idol parlance, let me tell you "you are not going on to the next round. Sorry."

His bathroom johns are too nice to him, so he probably thinks of the XPT insults while he's getting shitholed.

America has voted and the results are in...........................which I'll give to you right after the break.

Commercial for Coke.
Commercial for Ford.
Commercial for some other American-made product that is giving you Type II diabetes or rotting your teeth and/or mind faster than an exploding rear-ended Pinto can shred you to pieces.

"And we're back! Jerkules, over 33 million votes were cast and you are not in the Top 13. How unlucky for you."

Seacrest out.

Invoking the name of Seacrest will do nothing to get dispel the gay for pay hypothesis.

Damn it Brandon , i thought you would be smarter than this . I'll give you a little hint . The girl you fucked in that picture is Romanian .

Fixed

I have the urge to body slam you just as I did Alice Romain.

I used Google Translate and that is funny. Thank you.

Brandon, if you would of went straight into a piledriver on the hardwood floor there, I would consider you awesome.

I shot the scene for I LOVE IT ROUGH #5: BROKEBACK MOUNT 'ER.