America has voted and the results are in...........................which I'll give to you right after the break.

Commercial for Coke.
Commercial for Ford.
Commercial for some other American-made product that is giving you Type II diabetes or rotting your teeth and/or mind faster than an exploding rear-ended Pinto can shred you to pieces.

"And we're back! Jerkules, over 33 million votes were cast and you are not in the Top 13. How unlucky for you."

Seacrest out.