OK, I'll bite. It's time I gave back to something that has given so many hours of lulz.
My interest in pornography is one, but this board has taken me behind the scenes, showing me the anal-gone-wrong that keeps me face palming.
In no particular order,
-suitcase pimps
-fanbois
-mother and daughter cross country whorin' n' griftin' extravaganzas
-sword wielding mopes
-the term mope and all of it's useful applications in real life
-Bukkake payroll robberies
-Bukkake Mike-if I ever came close to shitting myself laughing, that thread did it
-Jeremy Steele doesn't pollute the airwaves here
-The relentless making fun of Jeremy Steele
-Sal Mckvey
-More mopes and their shenanigans
-Fake cancer
-IR gangbangs by 19 year old pregnant women
-Porn convention arrests of "Proud Parents of a Future Meth Addict"
-General intelligent and insightful conversations

There's lots more, but would you bother reading it?