I'm getting there. It's a slow process when you're too cowardly to make big jumps. I really do like "bongsmith" tho. It's written in crayon on the back of an envelope.

Fiend, I could make a bon...tobacco waterpipe out of that. A lot of my time is spent looking at stuff and wondering how I could smoke out of it and how I could sell it to others to smoke out of.