For the grey matter impaired....

This girl is the hottest girl that I've been abusing myself to constantly lately. She recently did a scene for BanBros and I was sent adrift in a sea of pleasure.I couldn't put my finger on it so I went into my vault of fantasies and... Eureka!

She is an exact French clone of Traci Lords...

My prayers have been answered....How The FUCK do these types of Post get on HERE? You new guys need to step up or step out...


But then Again

Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore

when you get done battling your donny long demons and whatnot feel free to straighten up and take a minute to ask for help.

Anni is gorgeous, but I don't think she looks a thing like Traci. Two different looks.

he just wanted to post a traci pic. he's "controversial" like that.

Two Different Looks?

Natural Breast Check
Pouty Mouths Check
Classical Bone Structure Check

Oh Ones a Blond and Ones a brunette...




Thanks fore clearing that up Whore

Totally different Looks is the Pork Rind Look You sported during your on screen Career and the Nutritionally deprived walking dead look you're so proud of today...

weren't you the one just going on about adt fanboism?.

off ya go lil guy....

Edgiest poster since Bleccchhh 6000

If you can't see the difference, Final Jeopardy isn't in your future.

If we don't step up, will you step away?

lol um ok. Dude, they both have those attributes you posted, but TOTALLY different facial structures and, in fact, the brunette has a different mose and looks Latina. Sorry, your interchangeable Barbies-just-add-melatonin comparison didn't work.

Melanin?

This is like debating a retard.Whore, I understand you sucked some porn executives dick and got a job as a "photographer" but that doesn't make you a trained artist. Pointing a DLR is just that pointing a DLR.

Again You're welcome Whore

also thanks for illustrating...


Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore

She has to Photoshop out the scars from cutting too.

She makes me think of Maya Rudolph

However remember rule 133-b of the whore handbook

Whore gonna get some john(punk, looser, mope,) to do WORK for her when she can cuz they know they can manipulate some sleeze for things they want or need...

which brings me to rule 1-a of the whore handbook...

Whores don't like work

Is Gia Cleaning up the fantastic works of art she produces from pointing a DLR? Not likely....

cuz

Stupid Whore Gonna Stupid WHore

Looks like Traci Lords? What a joke. Not too skanky a whore, but TL? Are you serious? Obviously not.

^^^ She's the Bollywood version.

Am I confusing the OP with somebody else or didn't he used to be normal?

You're right. Jondra. My mistake. I guess Nathaniel will say that's what happens when Gia's light headed from only eating a sprig of parsley all day lol.

I take a lil longer to shoot than most photogs so I don't have to rely on photoshop. I actually don't know photoshop.

I wish! If that's how I rolled, forget porn! I'd be sucking dick at Vogue making big bucks and traveling the world.

/tritone "Gia would you suck a beautiful big black cock to work for Vogue?" /tritone

If she was the French version of Traci Lords I would be able to see some armpit hair in that shot.

Traci Lords had a teenager's face and baby fat back when she was in porn. Traci Lords today is okay but not great. At best just another MILF and MILFs are a dime a dozen these days.

He started off as "Karma's Fist." Seriously. Then he tried to be "Henry Plantagenet," but changed it to Nate in a huff after I told him he'd spelled it wrong. (It's OK, Nate. English kings couldn't spell their own names before 1910, anyway.)

He's never been "normal," but he's always been predictable. His only real significance was being the proto-whorebot. Still, watching the li'l guy fluster and fume is always good for a laugh.

I don't remember any of the things you mentioned. You christened me? You Know I don't recall a thing about you.

But not all whores are women(or what ever gender Gia claims to be), nor do they all ways exchange sex for money.

So J. B. Thanks for illustrating...


Stupid internet pud pounding forum jockey whore is GONNA stupid internet pud pounding forum jockey whore...

and you're welcome whore....

Yep. EY, He did ^ that a lot as well.

Lame Cool Guy Said it all..

Heh. Poor Nostalgia Nate: Can't get himself banned and can't get taken seriously, so he resurrects a Monkey alt no one but Monstar took seriously. He tries soooooooo hard, too.

I just see the avatar and all I can think is "he wants to be banned". How do you take him seriously after that?

I always thought that was an electro alt. Hmm

I like the avatar.

I'm pretty sure I was thinking about somebody else. This one reminds me of a slightly more literate Pipedream with a visual aid fetish.

Do you want to keep it obscure or play it out this time?

Here's a wind-up toy version of Omar from The Wire.

the snowcone and the traffic cone may both taste like porcupine toenails but that shit is just shit and whores know it's true. next.

Yeah, you have nothing again. Next.

tangerines on the table fly like cantaloupes after shit talking. photosynthesis. theatrical shows. next.

Hey, 12/12/12 is the next Post Like Pipe Dream Day. Talk to Lou if you don't believe me. Until then, use it sparingly and make it count. Don't want to water down the gimmick.

I am in a pickle here. There is this chick I know from way back and she was the shit for me. I am settled in a dead end relationship, lost touch. Until she reached out to me. Now I just have to burn the easy bridge that is the relationship going nowhere before persuing my old flame. I would suffer immense moral pain and uncertainty if I did anything else. Like the bad kind of anxiety and shit when the meds run out. Help me the fuck out. Now.

Wait until December? I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. I'm starting to understand how Jane Goodall must have felt.

I think we are starting to communicate. True it is on a very primitive level, but it is a quantum leap forward from any of his previous human interactions, and I feel it could start to bear fruit.

Hey, Pipe reminded me of that ordeal. What did you wind up doing with that old flame?

Mimicked human interactions. Modelling behavior observed through the computer screen. Furtive, childlike attempts to type complete sentences that actually contain normal human thoughts and feelings for maybe the first time EVER?!

...we are on the verge of something big here. over. shit, I mean: next.

distance. geography. antiromance and shit like that. next

DAMN, Jerkules, if I don't get at least one National Geographic award out of this, I'm blaming you for breaking my concentration.

The melodrama was bad then and now. Touting on about it was worse. And here is the next bit. Just pathetic.

I'm off to bed now, and out of your hair. I'll catch up with this lil round a bout in the morning.

like a gargoyle underneath a fishtank some find human interaction frightening and shit. gravel falling on french toast makes it hard to understand why others bother and shit. basic communication hard enough for some to master and shit. It can make some people feel like shit and shit. over next.

Morality victims never get it. Obsolete.

self absorbed mistakes itself for self assured everyday. mix in an attempt at projecting superiority to protect an overwhelmed ego and shit. obligatory one word negative hypercritical adjective. next.

Do it with no regrets if the relationship you're in is dead end. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Davis should let others think.
backdoorman does not seem to be aware that this is the second part of a flame troll thing and that tips for life, love and happiness are better directed towards Davis, the one with the moral problems and doubts outlined in my quick summary of what happened in the first part.

Pipedream should realize that what he thought was sure thing flame against another poster backfired hopelessly in his face and that people who are able to interact with other human beings don't have deep psychic pain or embarrassment when discussing romantic relationships.

Backdoorman and others must surely realize that Pipedream would never post anything about interpersonal interactions with other human beings because his autism spectrum disorder makes such things unpractical.

All members of XPT who have ever read anything ever typed by Pipedream have all discovered that Pipedream struggles with the English language in general and basic human interactions in particular like an airline passenger struggling with a terrorist hijacker.

Davis knows that Pipedream's feeble attempt at hurling what Pipedream thinks is an insult is hilarious in that Davis not only doesn't think it is the least bit insulting, the basic premise of a man who cannot tolerate interpersonal relationships (and even if psychologically he could, he unfortunately possesses the "smooth" verbal and interpersonal skills of a young Hellen Keller on acid) and couldn't talk a woman (or a man) into any relationship whatsoever without getting the cops called on him. Therefore any efforts to critique others is simply seen for what it is: Pipedream's attempt to mask his deep feelings of sadness over being unable to interact with other human beings effectively let alone have a relationship.

Above translated into Pipedream speak:

yellow flower marks the photo if a barking dog sees imoral behavior. American dream. American nightmare. Pathetic. Next.

Sorry to interrupt the sword fight again, but since you brought it up, what percentage would you put on the fact that ADT style stalker fanbois fall into the spectrum? I would say upwards of 75%.

I think there is a big difference between being socially inept or painfully shy and having a true disorder. I think that the level of social incompetence may be pretty high amoung the ADT style fanbois, but I wouldn't throw around autism spectrum disorder lightly because it misses the difference between mental disorder needing treatment and simply shyness needing encouragement and experience. True stalking behavior seems to be much more likely to be Schizophrenic rather than Autistic behavior.

In Pipedream's case, I think that his obvious difficulty with organizing thoughts that is more than just some sort of baseless online flamewar insult goes beyond simple social retardation or shyness. The use of neologisms and repetitive patterns that are recognizable enough for people to mimic focuses that thought disorder more closely towards Autism spectrum vs Schizophreniform disorders. The spontaneous, unsolicited angry responses against posts that discuss relationships seem a bit "odd" at best.

No, this is more than just some baseless internet swordfight accusation/insult.

E.Y. wrote : Backdoorman and others must surely realize that Pipedream would never post anything about interpersonal interactions with other human beings because his autism spectrum disorder makes such things unpractical.

It's no secret that I have very little appreciation of his shtick and nebulous way of thinking. Say what the fuck you mean even if it's an insult and quit beating around the fucking bush. This isn't fucking group therapy !

Davis fucked some skank and thinks it is something he can be proud of. On to the: Next. Same shit, different skank. Doubts. Moral dilemma. Missing conclusion. Lame web psycho babble.

backdoorman is just thick.

I could stand to lose a few ! :-)

Now isn't that Amos calling Andy black. Dude's got you pegged.

That was spot on. I salute you.

I prefer you not use the word "pegged" please ! :-)

LOL! That is a very frustrating way of writing isn't it?

What I think you missed is that the post that you first responded to a page ago by Pipedream was Pipedream's attempt to mimic an old post of mine after I started making fun of his "style" of writing.

I think the fact that you responded to his post (when he was trying to mimic me) with decent, practical advice and empathy says a lot.

...but not quite as much as the way you responded to my post (where I was teasing Pipedream and mimicking his style of writing that was displayed in his previous post) with frustration and anger.

what I am trying to say, without beating around the bush, is that I think Pipedream has a significant psychological illness which doesn't bother me as much as the fact that he is in denial about it. Also, that any time he gets the urge to critique how normal people have relationships it is pitifully ironic if not downright laughable since he has never had a functional relationship in his life and this is only exacerbated by the fact that he is unable comprehend language or communication skills.

What I hope is that someday he will look back on our interactions here on XPT and thank me for making him realize he should get back into treatment and I am finally recognized as the Jane Goodall of the XPT kingdom.

Some creeping, some bitching. It just does not get over the dilemma. Tells enough.

I'm guessing Pipe Dream is either currently or formerly employed by Games magazine as one of the people that write the clues for their cryptic crossword puzzles.

Right on the money TUP! All that is missing are the letter count(s) for the answer.

Some creeping, some bitching. It just does not get over the dilemma. Tells enough. (3,5,4)

^ also bwahahahahahahahaha !

He PM'd me once and it was decently coherent. I'd say what he does is at least partially a gimmick.

Coherence out of him means there's a dearth of benzene for him to huff.

If what you're saying is he writes like that, on purpose, because he thinks it makes him sound cool rather than writing that way involuntarily because he is as addle headed, retarded and dysfunctional as it sounds, I can believe you.

...but if you're implying that he is somehow less socially retarded because he does it on purpose rather than involuntarily, I would have to laughingly disagree.

Can you see him pulling this cool talk gimmick on a woman (or a man, I don't claim to know his preferences)? It wouldn't matter if he did it voluntarily because he thought it would be a cool gimmick or involuntarily because he has significant brain damage, at the end of the day he would be just as alone and unsuccessful either way.

It's like if a skinny, rich, white kid from the suburbs all of a sudden starts dressing like a ghetto wigger and all of the other kids start laughing at him because he looks like a giant tool. Have you really done that kid any favor by saying, "He doesn't dress that way because he is brain damaged, he really does know how to dress like a normal human being, he just does that as a gimmick because he thinks it makes him look cool."

I found his daddy !

I'd imagine his shtick goes something like this:

The trio inferiore at work. Circular activities.

Would it be within your capacity to describe what it is about mocking your illness that is "circular"? Do you know what circular means?

By the way, I count six people on just this page having laughs at your expense. Do you struggle with numbers too? Or is this just another manifestation of your language disability and you don't understand the meaning of trio like you don't know what circular means? I'm starting to wonder (again) if you know what any of the words in your posts mean; including "the", "at", "work" and "activities".

Inferiore we all know is just an illustration of neologisms often seen in the mentally ill.

A snippet from Wikipedia:
In psychiatry, the term neologism is used to describe the use of words that have meaning only to the person who uses them, independent of their common meaning.[2] This is considered normal in children, but a symptom of thought disorder (indicative of a psychotic mental illness, such as schizophrenia) in adults.[3] People with autism also may create neologisms.[4] Additionally, use of neologisms may be related to aphasia acquired after brain damage resulting from a stroke or head injury.[5]


Are we starting to see a trend? Not only are the responses stylistically infantile, vacuous, and full of neologisms, they are factually incorrect as well. Not so much an example of a guy who knows better just using a gimmick, is it?










P.S. the numbers of posts displayed per page is a setting you can adjust, and I haven't bothered to scroll before this page. I am quite sure the total number of people goofing on Pipedream's disability is much higher on this particular thread.

Neologisms and idiosyncratic language in autistic speakers.
Volden J, Lord C.


Source
Red Deer College, Alberta.


Abstract

Language samples from matched groups of 80 autistic, mentally handicapped, and normally developing children were coded for the presence of neologisms and/or idiosyncratic language use. Cognitive, social, or linguistic factors that might account for these errors were identified and assessed. More autistic subjects used neologisms and idiosyncratic language than age- and language skill-matched control groups. No single factor or combination of factors was responsible for this difference. Across diagnostic groups, similar patterns of error were noted, except that the autistic subjects were more likely to use words inappropriately that had no phonological or semantic similarity to the intended English word. For the autistic groups, the frequency of idiosyncratic language increased with language complexity. In contrast, such errors decreased with language skill in the mentally handicapped group. Theoretical implications for determining the nature and source of the language disorder associated with autism are discussed.

Wow, I have an old friend visiting this week who had a bad car wreck in high school and suffered brain damage. This describes him to a tee.

I personally think he's an idiot savant .....well the first part anyway.