I have it from good sources that a rouge element of Seal Team 6 has been tasked to pour poison down his ear (or is that down his pants?) and that the Bilderberg group, in cahoots with the High Masonic order of Tea Sipping Crumpet Munchers, is set to plant a mole in his Austin Command Center so they can foil what plans this hero is devising in order to save us all from the Globalists, Banksters and their minions in the Democratic and Republican parties!!