Haha, I hear he also dilates womens urethras and other urologist stuff and only spays and neuters on fridays. I have a microscope, I suppose I could check myself.

When I was in there for a pre-op consultation they handed me a big cup and sent me into a bathroom for a specimen. It wasn't until I closed the door that I wondered what kind of specimen they wanted because they sure didn't specify. I pissed in the cup and passed it through the window with some trepidation, and by luck it turned out that's what they wanted.