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#607645 - 03/14/14 09:34 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Quart for sure.

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#607678 - 03/14/14 05:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Beer for dinner. All I had today was a beet, strawberry, ginger smoothie. And um... a small bean burrito. This should be interesting or lack there of.

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#608268 - 03/23/14 07:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Romaine, tomato and carrot salad. Ken's Steak House Lite Northern Italian dressing

Hormel honey mustard pork loin & potato salad.

Coco-Cola.

Apple turnover from Sam's Club

Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
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#608499 - 03/28/14 03:57 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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$4shrimps??? And you had to cook them for 15 minutes? Somethings not right here! You are your mothers son.

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#609319 - 04/14/14 05:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a $0.55 hamburger:

$0.20 - bun
$0.31 - pattie
$0.02 - 2x B&G pickle slices
$0.02 - ketchup

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#609328 - 04/15/14 05:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger
Just made a $0.55 hamburger:

$0.20 - bun
$0.31 - pattie
$0.02 - 2x B&G pickle slices
$0.02 - ketchup

I'm sure it tasted every bit as good as a 75¢ hamburger, Alex. Why no pictures?

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#609329 - 04/15/14 05:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger
Just made a $0.55 hamburger:

$0.20 - bun
$0.31 - pattie
$0.02 - 2x B&G pickle slices
$0.02 - ketchup

I'm sure it tasted every bit as good as a 75¢ hamburger, Alex. Why no pictures?

There are pictures, they just gotta be edited and integrated into my blog. The patties came out suprising good, well, maybe not surprisingly, but they exceeded my expectations. Its these ones http://burgersdogspizza.com/2013/05/home-cookin-test-extra-valley-frozen-beef-patties/ but mine came out cooked well and tasty. It tastes like a real burger patty, but its kinda soft and tender.

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#609372 - 04/16/14 02:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a Jack Daniels BBQ Roast Beef Sandwich:

+ Toasted Italian bread, with baked-in Mont St. Michel Honey Dijon sauce
+ 12 ounces of roast beef
+ Tomato slices
+ Pickle chips
+ Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce

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#609381 - 04/16/14 07:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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What was your cost?
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#609383 - 04/16/14 09:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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^ Scorn and ridicule in the Health and Fitness Thread.

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#609388 - 04/17/14 07:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What was your cost?

I don't know, mom bought the ingredients.

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#609407 - 04/17/14 04:01 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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So the cost was $0.
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#609472 - 04/18/14 07:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I'm cooking a huge pot of anger and rage.
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#609477 - 04/18/14 08:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
So the cost was $0.

To me, yes.

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#609521 - 04/19/14 08:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made another 55c burger, but this time I used leftover buns from Fillet-O-Fish [I got 2x of Fillet-O-Fish sandwiches, but extracted fish patty and cheese from one to make Double Fillet-O-Fish with another and saved the buns] and also included 2x pickle slices, red onion slices and Kraft Grey Poupon Dijon Ranch sauce that I got earlier today.

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#609522 - 04/19/14 09:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Fuck you. You have a thread for this nonsense. Use it.

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#609529 - 04/20/14 04:44 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I'm eating whore on a stick.

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#609787 - 04/27/14 07:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some Montreal Bourbon Teriyaki beef. Mom bought a big chunk of beef in one of the Russian stores on Brighton Beach yesterday, so I cut a piece of it, cubed it, fried it on corn oil, added some Montreal Steak seasoning, then some Evan Williams Green Label bourbon and some seared Maui Teriyaki marinade/sauce into it. It tasted great [kinda like Sarku Japan does] so I gotta try this with chicken meat.

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#609789 - 04/27/14 09:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Bourbon reduction glazes and sauces are delicious because alcohol is essentially sugar. Caramelize some onions in the bourbon and you'll find it amazingly delicious. Same goes for balsamic vinegar. Caramelize some onions first, then quickly sear some steak tenderloins in olive oil (NOT corn oil, dummy), very high heat for 30 seconds on one side, then flip and douse in balsamic vinegar, season the meat (salt and pepper) and let it reduce. Throw the onions back in to warm up and coat in the balsamic reduction and you'll have a dish that people think took some skill. But in actuality it's so easy that even an imbecile like Guy Fieri can do it.

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#609794 - 04/28/14 12:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Bourbon reduction glazes and sauces are delicious because alcohol is essentially sugar. Caramelize some onions in the bourbon and you'll find it amazingly delicious. Same goes for balsamic vinegar. Caramelize some onions first, then quickly sear some steak tenderloins in olive oil (NOT corn oil, dummy), very high heat for 30 seconds on one side, then flip and douse in balsamic vinegar, season the meat (salt and pepper) and let it reduce. Throw the onions back in to warm up and coat in the balsamic reduction and you'll have a dish that people think took some skill. But in actuality it's so easy that even an imbecile like Guy Fieri can do it.




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#609925 - 04/30/14 10:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I had veal stew and polenta.
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#609926 - 04/30/14 10:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I had veal stew and polenta.

No Double Down sandwich?

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#609928 - 04/30/14 10:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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No, I got supplies Sunday, and haven't been more than 1/4mile from my house since.
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#609930 - 04/30/14 10:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
No, I got supplies Sunday, and haven't been more than 1/4mile from my house since.

Because they got the breadless Double Down sandwich at KFC for a limited time. I haven't tried it yet, but I want to buy it in the city.

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#609946 - 05/01/14 06:21 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You should make your own Double Down with meat scraps you get for $1 from the Russian store.
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#609947 - 05/01/14 07:28 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
You should make your own Double Down with meat scraps you get for $1 from the Russian store.

The Scrap Down?

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#610266 - 05/09/14 03:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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^That's NOT Food, you fuck, and you have your own thread for this shit.

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#610275 - 05/09/14 08:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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he's got his own sites too. i'm not sure why we have to deal with this fucken goof. his porn tastes are distinctly transsexual, his food...garbage, same for his lifestyle.
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#610276 - 05/09/14 08:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It's time.

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#610277 - 05/09/14 08:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: ]
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#610280 - 05/09/14 08:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Do it. Why not? I think you stated the reasons clearly enough.

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#610284 - 05/09/14 08:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jigaloo Offline
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What about a section where not just Panzer but Tritone are segregated to? Maybe throw in FBF for fun.
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#610285 - 05/09/14 08:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I disagree, but that's who I am. It's the last I'll say on the issue.
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#610288 - 05/09/14 08:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What about a section where not just Panzer but Tritone are segregated to? Maybe throw in FBF for fun.


The Gimp box would be a wonderful place for the lot of 'em, could somebody make this happen?

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#610289 - 05/09/14 08:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Lou volunteered to be the Panzer wrangler.

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#610290 - 05/09/14 08:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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This board is still sputtering along because of panzer and tritone. 99% of the posts here are made by them or are about them. Sad, really.

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#610291 - 05/09/14 08:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I disagree, but that's who I am. It's the last I'll say on the issue.


In retrospect I agree with you Barry. My desire to rid the board of panzers banality is akin to genocide. Mouth breathers need their place, too.

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#610292 - 05/09/14 08:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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^That they do, and that place is one forum below this one.

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#610293 - 05/09/14 09:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I disagree, but that's who I am. It's the last I'll say on the issue.


In retrospect I agree with you Barry. My desire to rid the board of panzers banality is akin to genocide. Mouth breathers need their place, too.


agreed. i'm okay with playing janitor for panzer posts but i guarantee i'll get tired of it soon and the gimp box won't do.


ceramicdogshit/fbf doesn't bother me in the least. that's genuine hate or a pretty near facsimile. either way it's a decent effort and any time he(?)gets gimped i count it as a win for him(?).
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#610298 - 05/09/14 09:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
This board is still sputtering along because of panzer and tritone. 99% of the posts here are made by them or are about them. Sad, really.


Yep.
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#610441 - 05/13/14 05:06 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Grilled a Boar's Head skinless beef frank yesterday afternoon and ate it while watching the Mets beat the Yankees. It was great, but 12 hours later, I'm still having burps that taste like hot dog. Weird.
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#610461 - 05/14/14 12:52 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Grilled a Boar's Head skinless beef frank yesterday afternoon and ate it while watching the Mets beat the Yankees. It was great, but 12 hours later, I'm still having burps that taste like hot dog. Weird.

What?! You did not pay $4.00 per hot dog at Nathan's?!

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#610463 - 05/14/14 07:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I always go with Hebrew National hot dogs. The Jews may put lips in em, but no assholes.
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#610481 - 05/14/14 04:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Nathan's is tops for me. Hebrew National was tops before I had a chance to try Nathan's. These Boar's Head skinless beef franks are somewhere in between. Very good, and the burps didn't happen again after that first try.
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#610536 - 05/15/14 10:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Nathan's is tops for me. Hebrew National was tops before I had a chance to try Nathan's. These Boar's Head skinless beef franks are somewhere in between. Very good, and the burps didn't happen again after that first try.

I only buy Sabrett

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#610537 - 05/15/14 10:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made 3x teriyaki crunchy tacos and 1x teriyaki taco sandwich. Yesterday I made 3x Sloppy Jay tacos and 1x Sloppy Jay sandwich.

Sloppy Jay is what I call chicken Sloppy Joe.

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#610554 - 05/16/14 08:06 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You could add syrup to it and call it a Sloppy Jemima.
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#610561 - 05/16/14 11:20 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
You could add syrup to it and call it a Sloppy Jemima.


Funny motherfucker.
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#610625 - 05/17/14 07:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Hebe National makes good franks.
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#611121 - 05/25/14 08:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Beer, Potato Salad, London Broil. I was too lazy to make corn on the cob.









Last weekend I made Mariah Milano's Cinnamon Bun French toast. I just did 1/2 the recipe, cause I wasn't feeding an army. I should have probably cut the 5 eggs down to 3 instead of 2, but it was good and I even got my kid to eat it.

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