that looks more like a girlie man.

fucking hot. id give andy san dimas my candied ham penis.

 

Dude, you posted a pic of a fucking cock w/ a bow on it, and no fucking chick parts to be seen??!!!??!?!?? This aint the fucking "Meat Gazing Thread". I was polite about the fat chicks, but this goes too far.

I hate to do it, but you are banned from posting in this thread until next Tuesday at 5:45PM EST. I know I don't have the actual power to enforce it, but I trust you enough to honor your punishment like a man.

Now before we run off fake banning people with our fake Interweb mod credentials, it should be noted there's a 50% chance the hands belong to a soul of unending beauty. Plus I think he labelled it with a quote from a beautiful soul.

Throw in how much content our boy frankie puts up, he definitely deserves a few questionable pics.

I appreciate your efforts on Frankie's behalf, but I must stand firm. I understand that there are times he gets caught up in pic posting frenzies, but there needs to be consequences at some point.

I gave a light reprimand for the fat broad posts. It worked to to keep this thread heifer free, but did not succeed in its effort to make Mr. Figgs use his noodle prior to posting.

I feel that a week on the bench (as far as this thread goes, certainly not the rest of the site) is stiff enough to elicit Frank to stop, take a deep breath, and look over what he plans to unleash upon the masses before he clicks the Submit button. 30 days would be waaaaay to severe of a punishment, and could lead to the possibility of him saying, "Fuck you and your thread," which is not my intended outcome.

Frank is a stand up perv and a valued member of our community. I respect him and his efforts here. I just needed to draw a line in the sand, to display what is acceptable and what is unacceptable.

And believe me, I'd much rather be playing fake lawyer or fake psychiatrist than fake mod. I'm not good at the fake mod stuff. My actions are well thought out, seem to be accepted by the parties involved, and are attempting to maintain page views, instead of killing them. Only thing to happen that made my fake modship a success was you, Pirate420, attempting to rouse rabble, and I thank you for showing me that respect.

I would also like to thank Frankie for what so far seems like argument free compliance. I'll try to round up some big fat titties to post in the appropriate thread to demonstrate my appreciation.

The folks from my part of the Continent are hardwired to follow a man on a horse. Ich bin ein jellyroll(jondra). Doing a fantastic job, bwana.

I still like the fatties, tho.

Someone will have to pick up the slack while Frankie is away. He is prolific !

She is cuter than fuck. Beautiful pussy.

40K views, bitches.















Click this next pic for a set of 20


I'm going to throw one gif in here, cause I like it and have others for Frankie's thread.

What's this site?

auschwitzsurviversonblondes.com

I am bad at being a fake mod, I forgot to tell Frankie his ban was lifted Tuesday. Sorry Frank, post away.

i like that whores semi bush but still want to shave it because itd be hot.

A noble effort, but Frankie is still the champion of this thread.

Says you.

and the award for most interesting use of a brontasaurus or diplodocus goes to that blonde^



posted elsewhere but though it was really hot and want to save it on the other comp

Who and who ?

Jada Stevens and Tory Lane.

holly michaels

Loves me some Holly Michaels. I like women so tall I need climbing gear to make out with them.

i included the extra ones because to me its a photo essay speaking on how even when we have company,everyones still alone in the world and eventually youll find yourself at the door by yourself.

*takes off art fag glasses* okay so i was just making a joke and like the pics.

That reminds me... I need to get another keg of Newcastle Brown Ale for the beer tap.

reminds me girl/girl only or solo only should be paid in this

So many times I have wanted to give a consolation prize to a whore, but then I thought about the bitching and moaning the next day, and decided against it.

"Oh, no sex tonight either? OK." Then just roll onto my back, start jackin like crazy. Then, right before I cum, roll back over, run the head of my cock down the small of her back, use it to pull down the band of the PJ/Panties, jizz in her ass crack, swipe remnants on her back during the upstroke, roll over and go to sleep. I might have been killed in my sleep though.

Would a consolation prize be a form of Spousal Rape to be brought up in a divorce proceeding?

Julian Assange would warn you not to try that move. At least in Sweden.

When my ex and I loved each other, we'd do that. A bedtime thing. Nothing spoken, one of us would start jerking off. And if the other wanted to get involved, that was OK. And if not, just as OK. Whichever of us was killing angels would finish our filthy business and wipe the juice on the others back. Just one finger, a simple line. It was very...intimate.

Come to think of it, when we stopped being in love, I kept doing the wiping. It was intimate too, but more a Vern Schillinger/ Tobias Beecher type of intimacy.

Too much sharing.

catrinel menghia