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#216365 - 04/27/09 04:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Blue drank... Adios Motherfucker 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz 1800® Tequila 1/2 oz gin 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 2 oz sweet and sour mix 2 oz 7-Up® soda A large black man came up to me tonight I swear he was twice my height and weight. He said "come on girl gimme a hug" and almost squeezed the barf out of me, I didnt even have the chance to try to run. He was nice but I feel violated.  Motherfucker. 
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#216367 - 05/02/09 10:49 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Is Bishop still alive from Friday night?
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I'm going to suck down a bottle of Stoli tonight because I'm alone and I could have pocketed $557 grand picking the superfecta @ Churchill Downs.
I feel your pain William. I talked myself out of betting the #8 Friday morning and went with the 6, 11, & 12. They're still running.
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#216368 - 05/03/09 03:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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iI have a raw vegan cooking class tmrw at 10am in Long Beach. yes, I've been drinking vodka all night.
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#216372 - 05/08/09 01:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Fucked up beyond belief. Miss my ex. Overtures from a new gym that says they're gonna "give me a shot" (sure you are). Went to the casino with a ton of cash. They merged the table and I looked down at pocket Aces. Some drunk chink calls me with J-8 and hits the strait on the river for several hundred dollars. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay grolsch and home delivery...
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#216373 - 05/08/09 08:28 AM
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I just woke up missing a shoe and badly in need of a tonguerazor. Good Times (I think.)
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#216374 - 05/08/09 11:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I woke up to this:
Which is really odd considering I didn't pass our last night. I must have done it my sleep. Or something showed and bit me during the night.
I remember the whole evening. I had 8 beers. I didn't black out.
I have to search my bed for sharp objects before I go to sleep tonight.
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#216375 - 05/08/09 02:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Tropicana & Belvidere for everyone! Long live the weekend.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#216376 - 05/09/09 01:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ketel 1 on the rocks, baby!!!
Yes, I know it's 1:30pm.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#216377 - 05/09/09 01:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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A young man I used to employ and have been mentoring somewhat graduated college this week. He is having a party tonight. So hell yes I am going to drink tonight.
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#216378 - 05/09/09 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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B. Fucking awesome. I KNOW you'll have a great time.
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#216379 - 05/09/09 01:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Ketel 1 on the rocks, baby!!!
Yes, I know it's 1:30pm.
There is nothing wrong with drinking early, it just gets you prepped for the evening hours, Gia.
Ever drank Svedka?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#216380 - 05/09/09 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I drank on the golf course earlier and I have a party to attend at 7. I figure I should keep the ball rolling and drink more since 7 is five hours away. Haven't had Svenka.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#216381 - 05/09/09 02:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You play golf?
EDIT: I realize that isn't a prerequisite for drinking at a gold course.
Edited by conquistador (05/09/09 02:05 PM)
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#216382 - 05/09/09 02:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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No. My friends made me play.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#216383 - 05/09/09 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Please put yourself back in your avatar Gia. I suggest the photo Malice posted.
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#216384 - 05/09/09 02:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Svedka is good shit, the pigwhore introduced me to it actually. Smooth Sweedish variety.
I'm shooting a cage fight @ 9am tonight, hoping to get really piss drunk in the process.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#216385 - 05/09/09 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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"yeah!!! blood! blood! get 'em!!!!" -brittany skye.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#216386 - 05/09/09 03:11 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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No. My friends made me play.
Yeah, take it, bitch!
Edit: Do you have any pictures of you golfing, so that I may jerk off to them, lovingly?
Edited by Floofin (05/09/09 03:17 PM)
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#216387 - 05/09/09 04:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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I'm shooting a cage fight @ 9am tonight, hoping to get really piss drunk in the process.
Is it the Corral's Combat Classic?
Drank some shitty beer last night and looks like I will be doing the same tonight. Strohs and Schlitz.
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#216391 - 05/10/09 07:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#216394 - 05/10/09 03:22 PM
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.....my feet stink and I don't love cheeses ! 
I thought that was Jesus. Makes more sense.
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#216396 - 05/10/09 07:22 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ugh too many amaretto sours last night i dont remember much and have a new unexplained bruise and i cant find my cellphone but i had it this morning?
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#216398 - 05/10/09 08:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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No, that's what's weird about last night...I'M the one with the sore ass?! Let me just say this...sometimes, it's best if you DO NOT... -Keep It Dirty  ...oh, and I was the D.D. Stone sober. I remember it all, and I got it on video in case you don't Pretty.
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#216400 - 05/11/09 06:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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#216401 - 05/11/09 09:56 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Some Amaretto Sours and a slimline vibe around Pretty is very much the same as giving a shotgun to a monkey! -Keep It Dirty  ...BTW Pretty, I found yer phone. Actually, my proctologist found yer phone.  You need to trade out of that silly-ass 1987 L.A. Cellular brick phone already.
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#216403 - 05/28/09 02:42 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Thirsty Thursday ngas. I had the boss/owner doing the annual "ride along" with me this week. Three fucken days of hell in four states, no threatning other drivers and no Coors Light pounders on the way home.  It was almost like a job. Ketel One and tonics with lime, in a big glass.
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#216405 - 05/28/09 10:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Profusely.
Anything made by Bud sucks.
Finished off a 22oz bottle of Flat Tire that I bought at the bar Tuesday night. Off from work today, so it chased the vodka down after din-din.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#216406 - 05/28/09 10:39 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
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#216410 - 05/29/09 05:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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The last time I drank Absolut with Red Bull was in Vegas at Caesar's during the Super Bowl. Around 3:00am I was convinced that I could fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
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#216413 - 06/02/09 06:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I am hammered. I have had 9 710Ml bottles of Becks.
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#216414 - 06/02/09 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Beer. I went bream-fishing this evening in the backyard and cold beer goes well with crickets and night-crawlers.
The bream haven't gone on the bed in my pond yet. Usually it's the first full moon in May but we had some lingering cold weather. I think they will light up after the next full moon (Sunday, I think).
An old-timer told me the bream bed when the center of a dogwood blossom gets the size of a squirrels ear. I'm monitoring and will report.
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#216415 - 06/02/09 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Tap water at room temperature. Yummy.
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