A really really nice army field jacket that sadly does not fit. It's huge. Internet medium can be so small it wouldn't fit a midget all the way up to me looking like I an a kid with progeria.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock