Have you BEEN to California? No need to fake anything to get a med marijuana card. There are signs in the weed store with blaring neon letters "Come get your card today!!!! Doctor is in now!!!!!" You just go in and say you want a card then sign a waiver. They give you your card right then and there. That note, I wish I enjoyed pot. But it makes me feel deathly ill.

I still stand by my theory that Raven's cancer was real and she's escorting because 1) medical bills are expensive and 2) she's beautiful and she can.