If you could bitch slap a porn chick which would it be??

Tory Lane is at the top of my mental list right now. She needs a pair of Irish sun glasses.

You talking randomly hit, or hit while fucking?

Your choice as long as it leaves bruises.

Hmm. I'll reserve my right to amend my answers if the fantasies change, but I'll give it a shot.

Random, "you stupid bitch" type strike: Man, there are a lot of candidates. Do I go for Hate or Reaction or Necessity? This Kristina Rose dolt is a candidate. Same with Coco Loco. You said porn CHICK, so it can't be Brandon..... Fuck, it is a hard one.

I'm going to go with Amia Miley, if I can recognize her, because you can hardly recognize her. It would be a very stiff, open hand slap, w/ a wind up, along with yelling, "Why the fuck did you ruin yourself??!?!!" It's a two-fer since it is deserved and, since she is obviously unstable and stupid, the reaction would be good to see.

During sex: Hands down Sasha Grey. First off, I'd get to fuck her. Then I'd get a shot at breaking that phony facade. Little body, body, head donkey punch combo. No closed fist to the face though, multiple, short stiff backhands. I would be going for emotional breakdown, not hospital visit.

That was a fun little exercise. You whores don't worry, it is just pretend. Actually hunting you down and striking you would require leaving my mother's basement. That only happens for money and cheesy poofs.

This is just a hypothetical exercise so don't be shy people. Its all make believe and good fun. Sort of like professional wrestling or Dungeons and Dragons except with porn whores.

If no one else starts posting answers, we can just make them up for the other posters.

This:

I seen a screen cap of that broad today, legs together, knees to her chin, and her ass is so perfectly round and tight packed that the dimple her asshole is in was astounding. It was a pre hack job pic, and was a perfect position of post hack job fucking her. Legs would cover up her fake cans and facial reconstruction.

Found it. Too small for the Hottest Picture of the Day thread.

I'm in. Random hit, I honestly can't think of any, because I just can't see me walking up and popping someone. Let me work on it.

I would hypothetically fuck Ava Devine all up. Mostly slapping and choking. Feigning a hit, then hard across the kisser when the drops the flinch. I love that. A bruise on the hairline in front of her ear would be cool.

I like your Sasha Grey scenario. But I think the facade is pretty deeply entrenched.

The only woman I would like to slap is Nancy Pelosi.

Random or while fucking her?

Not even with your dick !

Random. Random like a like a motherfucker.

Belladonna..........then again I think life already did that for me.

^^^^^ Teehee. And Bella's an atf.

Slap Me With Your Cock

Lurk moar, shit kicker.

Jayden Jaymes, definitely. How satisfying would that be.....

What's wrong with that guy's ball sack? Ewwwwwwwww

fixed

after much debate and a secret vote, i would have to say my baby mama...and it wouldn't be during sex. it would be a closed fist and a roll of quarters gripped tightly...i would film it, blur out the faces then sell it to the state.. It would b used as a public service announcement for other dumb bitches to keep them from becoming dumb bitches..

and she qualifies do to hours of homemade i made when we were together..

i wonder how long it will take fostard to screencap this and send to the proper authorities...

You need to add in "still internet stalking me ______(whatever her real name is?" That way if she turns them in, they'll know she loony tunes.

It is impossible trying to beat the dumb bitch out of a dumb bitch. Every strike just steels her reserve, and one morning you wake up to find your cock in the garbage disposal.

@Gia- nothing ! why do you ask ?

stuck up bitches that would be fun to beat:

- jaelyn fox
- amber rayne
- Stephanie Cane - I would slap her roughly while grabbing her ass and digging my nails into it

- Tara Lynn Fox - just beat her irreverently while she licks your balls

Kat - little latina/asian whore. I love how overwhelmed she was during gangbang auditions 16 and her meat-holes scene ... she clearly has some daddy issues since she started crying when kahn tusion mentioned "say hi to your daddy".
I would be rough with her just because of how petite and tiny she is and how much fun it would be to strip her roughly, push her violently onto a couch, slap and beat her and force her to say "thank you daddy" after every rough degrading stinging slap across her stupid teary eyed face.
Then turn her over, beat her ass, force her to say "please hit me as hard as you can" and then proceed to fuck her ass without lube and have my hand on her neck and make her say "daddy, fuck your little girl's ass" over and over after every hard, rough thrust.

Given this some thought, eh?

After 300 or so DP scenes, I think no lube anal would be like a mosquito bite to Kat. You would probably have to get her on all fours w/ her ass spread out and punch her in the asshole to get a reaction out of her.

Rebecca Linares looks like she deserves a slap too.

Sindee Jennings too ... she's too giggly, like she's having too much fun ... I'd love to see 10 black guys from brobang slap her and beat the smile right off her then cum on her eyes and leave them stuck shut.

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I'd probably go with Isabel Ice or Jamie Brooks

.. any whore with that cunty British accent really

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I would like to change my answer to Farrah Abraham

what a fuckin dirty little squaw
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I'm not the violent type, but I'd like to figuratively cuff Brooklyn Lee upside her head a few times.

She's probably a terrific gal, but she looks just like a turbo cunt I dated for far too long. Same height, same Asian ish face.....it's eerie.

Maybe just some sugar in the gas tank or flaming bag of my shit after night of heavy drinking.

The problem with you guys and your flaming bags of shit after a night of heavy drinking is it often gets left on the wrong doorstep.

And, it leaves DNA trace evidence. Just sayin'

Point taken.

Panzer uses other people's shit.

And Barry tells it like he sees it.

So he would have us believe.

I don't see him giving up anything remotely edible.

You know he'd put that...that...sauce on it.