I only eat plain slices for $1.00, because they are plain and not worth more than a buck. But for the slices with toppings I can go up to $6.00 per slice.
Bullshit. The real Alex Panzer wouldn't pay six bucks for a steak, let alone a slice. And you can stop trying to deflect attention from the fact that's not Panzer's hand. It won't work.