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#539872 - 01/07/12 08:15 AM Let's argue about comedians
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Just to stop the derail.
I have been crushing on patrice oneal of late.
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#539882 - 01/07/12 09:52 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Patrice is fucking amazing and highly underrated, too bad he kicked the bucket before he got the break he deserved.

I've been digging on Eugene Mirman a lot lately. He pretty much does rapid-fire absurdist humor that is extremeley funny at times, and so unfunny at other times that it borderlines on anti-comedy. It's hard to explain. He's either dead-on, or "so bad he's good".



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#539895 - 01/07/12 12:56 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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i find Neil Hamburger to be a big "so bad he's good" guy. a lotta niggas hate him, but i think he's the shit. His RHCP stuff is gold.
Great Carradine joke.....


Edited by tattypatty (01/07/12 12:56 PM)
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#539903 - 01/07/12 01:59 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I caught Neil Hamburger as the opening act to a Tim & Eric live show in Seattle a while back. It was an interesting combination of funny, awkward & vulgar. Tim & Eric's live show and their T.V. show was kind of hit & miss and all over the place, but I loved it for some reason.

I found one of the best episodes of the Tim & Eric show online. It's called "Universe." Just skip the first 30 second or so until Celebrity Zillions starts. The whole thing is only 12 minutes long and ends in a moment of creepy brilliance.

http://video.yandex.ru/users/tomigri/view/219/
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#539926 - 01/08/12 12:37 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I never got how Katt Williams makes money. He's about the worst semi-prominent comedian I ever saw and just not delivering.

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#539930 - 01/08/12 02:31 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I have a few Neil Hamburger albums and seen him live a couple of times, Don't know why blacks wouldn't like him, his schtick is a modern-day Kaufman put on of bad stand up.

Also totally agree about Eugene Mirman. Patton Oswalt and Todd Barry are also great.





Of course Louis CK



and Doug Stanhope, (he had a great appearance on Louis this past season)




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#539933 - 01/08/12 03:34 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: Claude Goddard]
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You guys listening to WTF with Marc Maron? Check the one with Loius CK out. WTF podcast
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#539943 - 01/08/12 05:06 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Thanks for the vids Claude and Tatty, I'll have to check them out when I get home to my audible computer.

@Steezo

Tim and Eric are brilliant with awkward comedy. I absolutely loved Tom Goes To The Mayor, and the Awesome Show is just fucking out there. The thing with the awesome show is, whether it's funny or not, I just can't peel my eyes away from the screen for the duration of the 15 minute run time. It's compelling. An eclectic mix of morbid curiosity and people-watching.

Also, let' not forget Dave Chappelle. Talk about a funny motherfucker.

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#539951 - 01/08/12 06:14 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
You guys listening to WTF with Marc Maron? Check the one with Loius CK out. WTF podcast


yeah louis ck is always great. i listen to maron, rogan, and just started checking out todd glass. he's pretty good.
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#540023 - 01/08/12 11:15 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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My friend just turned me on to Maron. I was luke warm about his stand up (and guests' stand up) , but he gets the funny to come out in interviews. I like to hear guys talking about what they do. That Patrice O'neal interview he reposted is insane,
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#540029 - 01/08/12 12:48 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: drained]
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I never got how Katt Williams makes money. He's about the worst semi-prominent comedian I ever saw and just not delivering.


Dane Cook could give him a run in that category.
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#540030 - 01/08/12 12:54 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Skipped through two clips of Dane Cook and you seem to be in the right area there.

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#540047 - 01/08/12 02:29 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I have honestly never seen a Dane Cook clip, gag or skit. I thought he was that hipster mope that was dating the cute ginger whore. Whatever happened to her?

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#540048 - 01/08/12 02:40 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I would like rogan quite a bit better if he would shut the fuck up about medical advice.

see "alpha brain"

I prefer my medicine endorsed by doctors, not comedians. So he is pretty much a no talent hack and a worthless shill.
The guy is an idiot. There is not a single peer reviewed study on "alpha brain" but Joe still endorses it which makes him an idiot and a fraud.

Fake science is dangerous stuff. And Joe is a fucking clown.


Edited by cqd (01/08/12 02:46 PM)
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#540057 - 01/08/12 04:00 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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hahaaa.. that's a pretty common opinion conq.

alpha brain sponsors his podcast. as does the fleshlight. he works through the "commercials" with a certain style that's all his. most hate it but it makes for a free 2-3 hour show a few times a week so it's all good and the hate it generates every now and then is fun to watch or hear about.
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#540064 - 01/08/12 05:10 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I got nothing against him making money or having sponsors. It's just that he takes a pretty big hit to his credibility as an intelligent person if one of his sponsors amounts to magic beans.

I just can't get into listening to a guy who takes his listeners for fools and tries to scam them. I would have zero problems with the guy if he were sponsored by a quality product.

Alpha Brain is more costly than my blood pressure medicine and it's just snake oil made in China.

If Joe takes on a sponsor that makes their product on this continent and sells products that ACTUALLY WORK I'll be happy to support him.

Also the inventor of the Fleshlight, yup he also invented alpha brain. And no he is not a doctor.

For contrast Adam Carolla is sponsored by mangrate Made in the US and it actually does something and doesn't cost 34 bucks every 10 days to use.

Rogan can go fuck himself just because he has no reason at all to be doling out any kind of medical advice and there is not a doctor who endorses his magic pills (maybe you can find one, I can't).

In order to use Rogan's pills as directed they would cost 90 dollars a month and they don't have a single study to back up any of their claims.

I get that you like his show but the guy is a scam artist and as a rule I don't have anything to do with people who blatantly try to trick those who would support the show. And not particularly artful at that.

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#540065 - 01/08/12 05:17 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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i love it..... i want to pm him your rant.

as far as his credibility goes this guy has denied the moon landing and drank his own piss. he also does his show high as fuck son..his words.

i've always written his adverts off as ridiculous. the alpha brain routine is aimed at stoners that want to clear the haze. the fleshlight...well everybody jerks off. why not make money on it?.
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#540069 - 01/08/12 05:31 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I was not aware of the moon landing thing.

As far as shit I have been listening to I am enjoying Jay and Silent Bob get old.

The show doesn't have a real distinct theme but it's fun banter and it seems to be done from a stage so there is audience participation.
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#540071 - 01/08/12 05:34 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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see tatty for more rogan hate.

and i've been wanting to check out the jay and silent bob bit. it's always in the top 20.
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#540107 - 01/08/12 09:46 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
I have honestly never seen a Dane Cook clip, gag or skit. I thought he was that hipster mope that was dating the cute ginger whore. Whatever happened to her?


Still not taking it in the shitter, so nothing worth viewing.
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#540128 - 01/09/12 12:10 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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ha yeah i was mad hating on Rogan. but his tribute to Patrice was nice. And i ACTUALLY HEARD A CLIP about 9/11 where he fucking had the balls to admit he wasn't an architect or expert. None of the fucking loons who buy into that shit will ever say that. I just wish he would cut the shit with all his lunacy and tell some jokes/tear bitches a new asshole.



Lou, check Maron out; i really didnt want to like him, but fuck he gets guys to talk real about comedy. I put this on the Ipad when i was closing the bar tonight. It is incredible.

http://wtfpod.libsyn.com/patrice-o-neal-remembered


Edited by tattypatty (01/09/12 12:11 AM)
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#540130 - 01/09/12 01:43 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Which ginger whore doesn't take it up the ass yet?

And regarding the wonderous supplement industry, fraud sould be obvious indeed. It's not that far away from bribing it through the FDA and attaching some shady alibi study to it though.

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#540137 - 01/09/12 04:43 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
ha yeah i was mad hating on Rogan. but his tribute to Patrice was nice. And i ACTUALLY HEARD A CLIP about 9/11 where he fucking had the balls to admit he wasn't an architect or expert. None of the fucking loons who buy into that shit will ever say that. I just wish he would cut the shit with all his lunacy and tell some jokes/tear bitches a new asshole.



Lou, check Maron out; i really didnt want to like him, but fuck he gets guys to talk real about comedy. I put this on the Ipad when i was closing the bar tonight. It is incredible.

http://wtfpod.libsyn.com/patrice-o-neal-remembered




I love when comedians call out the assholes that fuck with them. Eugene fucking destroyed this guy in his own quirky way.






Edited by fartz (01/09/12 04:43 AM)

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#540140 - 01/09/12 06:28 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Which ginger whore doesn't take it up the ass yet?


I believe that was a reference to Faye Reagan, who was or is dating a mope named Dane something-or-other. He used to post here and admitted he got his name from Dane Cook.

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#540141 - 01/09/12 06:31 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Somewhere I saw a pic of Faye Reagan in a tub with a turd on her stomach. If it wasn't shopped, whore logic once more.

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#540152 - 01/09/12 10:26 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: drained]
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Dane Cross = Porn boy with Faye Reagan
Dane Cook = unfunny hack comic with huge following

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#540157 - 01/09/12 11:27 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Four of my favorite comics are dead. Bill Hicks (obviously), Carlin, Pryor, and Hedberg.

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#540169 - 01/09/12 01:13 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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^^ add Redd Foxx^^
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#540172 - 01/09/12 01:30 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty


Lou, check Maron out; i really didnt want to like him, but fuck he gets guys to talk real about comedy. I put this on the Ipad when i was closing the bar tonight. It is incredible.

http://wtfpod.libsyn.com/patrice-o-neal-remembered


nga, i already said i listen to maron..ya wtfuckster.
he's got bert kreischer this week. berts been on rogans more than a few times and it's all good brotha.


and yeah..patrice was fucken excellent. like most things great you don't realize it till they're gone and marc did a great job putting that out there.
marcs bryan cranston interview is worth a listen too if you haven't heard it.

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#540188 - 01/09/12 04:20 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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I am listening to the Mark Maron show right now. Thanks for the heads up, I'm enjoying it.
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#540207 - 01/09/12 05:21 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Absolutely, positively the best interviews of comedians you will ever hear. Ron Bennington's "Unmasked" Ron is a comedian himself, and kills with his XMRadio show daily. But he is an even better interviewer.

It looks like the unmasked interviews are there for the taking, but if you page up to the main ronbenningtoninterviews site you will see he's covering all fields of interesting people. some of those appear to be password protected but I think the password is an inside joke for XM Radio listeners and you should be able to find it through google.

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#540379 - 01/10/12 11:56 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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Thanks for the podcast links, haven't had much to listen to lately.

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#540380 - 01/11/12 12:09 AM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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The Marc Maron interview with Patrice O'neal was really interesting. The guy seemed wise.
Maybe Claude could give these fuckers a try. It might fit in better in the Video Game Thread. Maybe not. The casts are by the people of destructoid.com, named like "Anal Siege" and "Narcissistic Lesbian Romance" and generally don't have much to do with video games. Sometimes though.

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#544191 - 02/17/12 06:07 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: drained]
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tatty i just happened across some patrice...these guys tear into nic cage and a few others.

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#544192 - 02/17/12 06:13 PM Re: Let's argue about comedians [Re: tattypatty]
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haha i heard this one. so great. been lovin'/defendin' Patrice like crazy lately. if you can find all the comics talking bout him passing etc, listen. so incredible.

This is really great too, and pertinent to this board on a lotta levels....




Edited by tattypatty (02/17/12 06:42 PM)
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