I usually leave the TV on while I fap. There's a point here, bear with me. The other day, Wendy Williams came on and had Hogan there the whole show. I stopped whacking furiously and hit record on the DVR. I was going to take everthing he said and dissect it for truth here in the wrasslin' thread. Then I realized that Hogan or not, I was fucking recording Wendy Williams.

I lost my erection and canceled it.