Fartz:"I carry it for safety."
I get that , but it's total bullshit here (though maybe not where you are). We are a city of over a million people and we had like 12 murders last year. People just aren't victims of violent crime in these parts. BUT debit card scams (usually russians and lebs) are way the fuck up.
And though the folks who have been skimmed usually got their money back, it was a huge fucking hassle.
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