All of Gia Jordan's scenes are technically interracial since she's Pakistani, maybe half paki and if thats true then even if she does solo and masturbates the scene would be interracial.

She's a light brown almost yellow girl who hasn't had sex with anyone of african descent on film. She managed to keep a small amount of her pride and dignity. At least she can tell her family, "but I never fucked a nigger".

http://www.giajordan.org/pictures.html

The blond skunk stripe was bad, but the full on blond dye job was straight terrible. This is the wrong thread for it, but were you high when you went blond? If yes, on what?

Wait a minute.



Nope. Whore can't claim dignity when they got dwarf weegros on their resume. Pride neither.

We not counting Tony T.?

Does anyone really count Tony T?

OK, why are all these Gia Jordan Interracial threads popping up again? This was a tough one for me, but I moved on. Now you are bringing up old wounds again.

Fuck off and die you bastard cocksucker.

Awww. You're just a tender little cocksucker. Keep those wounds covered. You don't want to be sharing your down low cocksucker blood on anyone. Cocksucker.

This one isn’t “popping up again”, Grease Monkey, it’s brand new...just for you!!! LOVE IT, or get the fuck out.

I actually like Gia the way that she was fatter. Most women look better when they are skinny, but this is not in Gia's case, its more the opposite way:

She's not really even fat there, she just has an ass so big that it won't fit on a bar stool. Speaking of Gia's ass, the right cheek has a blemish on it that sort of makes it look like it was vaccinated for small pox. That spot right near the crack.

Also, now I sort of feel like going clam digging. The most popular spot up here is a place called Clam Gulch. A gulch, btw, is a type of ravine or gorge. When the tide goes out, you scan the beach for surface irregularities known as "shows." Then you plunge your clam gun in and pull out a tasty clam. Here, I will further illustrate:

Aww, little tri-sambo is angry because his favorite whore would never allow a slider into her vagina. Woe it is to be a scorned smokefoot.

not that i really care,but just out of curiosity why didnt she do the dark meat shuffle?

Too much cholesterol ? :-)

Too much porn sense. Keep up.

Fuck ! You went literal all of a sudden ?????

Literal. Right. Well, you certainly did not get interesting all of a sudden.

Like George W Bush, she hates black people. Unlike George W Bush, that don't makes blacks special. She seems the type to hate 99% of people.

Maybe there was never an offer.

Does the 99% include herself?

Gia was totally hot during her porno run. She had some rolls once, but she's rockin' it now. Don't hate on GJ because she had a good diet. Nothing wrong with that ass or belly back in da' day!

Rock on, Gia! That ass is just fine.

There might be some truth to that, all the other stuff notwithstanding. But she's a tough broad, and it works for her.

I didn't feel like it. And the industry didn't seem to fixate on it anyway.

And yeah, I'm pretty amazed I allowed myself to be that fat. It didn't seem like I was fat looking in the mirror, but pics tell the truth. I feel pretty proud of myself for working hard in the gym building muscle, which trimmed me down- and changing from cooked vegan to mostly raw vegan w/some meat eating. I'll never go back to that body shape. It just wasn't me. I'm a small boned girl, and have been size 0 most of my life, so it feels natural to be that size the past few years. I'm probably being too analytical here, but just saying for anyone who wants to change, it is possible.

pretty much

Nothing wrong with that at all.

You weren't "fat" by the way. Just not as toned. It wouldn't surprise me if you don't weigh as little as 10 lbs less now with muscle vs skin and bodyfat. The biggest difference is in your complexion and skin. I'm sure that carries forward into how you feel as well.

15 lbs, actually. I was 120 there.

Well, I'm being complimentary as well as a realist, as you are well aware. I'm not trying to blow smoke up your ass.

You looked good then. You look great now. It's more that you don't have the frosted hair to me than a weight thing. And you just look fresh now.

Physical exercise as the means to approach a goal set by obsession. At least mildly addictive I bet.

Hey baby Monks, what's shakin'?

My pant pockets when the baby momma is looking for change. How ya livin?

Livin' happy in NYC. Near the United Nations.

Nice, over L.A? Or did AC Cream force you into the porn star witness protection program?

Gia forgot she's closer to Sports Swami now.

Turtle Bay is kinda pricey. Did you actually manage to save some money while you were performing?

Not Turtle Bay. I found a cheap place. Well, cheap for the city but the trade off is taking 3 trains to get to the West side. But just a 15min commute. One train down, one across (most trains don't go across town), then another train. Or when weather's nice, I can cut one of the trains from my commute. This winter's been fairly mild, and I prefer cold weather anyway. Wool, cashmere, boots, coats...love it!!!

Yes. I still have it and refuse to spend it. It's part of my nest egg.

Say you have no money and ask the Pink Cross to support you.

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Whore dont even know what she is...













Stupid Whore Gona Stupid Whore

and you're welcome whore...

Grains are definitely NOT the basis of my diet. Raw vegs/fruit are. Grains are the very least of what I consume. I eat meat maybe a few times a month. Dairy, barely ever since I could care less about it except for pizza which I eat maybe once a month.

When I was mostly vegan and before that, vegetarian, grains were the basis of my diet. What a fabulous difference in my weight, skin tone, and energy switching to fresh/uncooked/juicy/raw vegetables and fruit as my base!

And yes, I see your vegan definition pic. Note that I said MOSTLY vegan.

So whore, Vegans can eat meat? Then again even if your a total vegan you were always eating meat...

Once again, read. Hence why I specified mostly vegan. If someone were to tell me they ate mostly Thai food, I wouldn't find a discrepancy if sometimes they ate Italian food. Note again, the word 'mostly.'

Most raw foodists I know espouse an 80-20 split unless you are completely committed. It's very hard to do the raw food diet in the north. If you aren't a principled vegan (ie. Ethical as opposed to dietary reasons) what's the problem with being mostly vegan?

pay no attention to the pseudo hate-bot nate. he has a shit fetish and he's angry in the most non-threatening way imaginable.

I'm vain as fuck. I'm way more dietary than ethical. But that's another topic. I've met many raw foodists over the past 5 years, and it seems some are 100% all the way, but most are aprx 90% raw with some cooked grains and no meat nor dairy.

I prefer raw vegan > vegan because it focusses on raw/uncooked produce whereas I find vegan to be mostly cooked food and easy to say 'aw fuck it, I'll just eat grains and pig out on Whole Foods' yummy processed vegan sweets.' The benefit of being raw (when they say raw, they mean raw vegan unless specified such as paleo raw where, yes, there are ppl who eat raw meat.) are that you're keeping the nutrients intact by not heating the shit outta them. Cooking your veggies? You've just cooked the nutrients out of them, defeating the purpose of eating vegetables in the first place! Ya feel me?

I'm guessing I'm almost 90%. Juicing 1 veggie juice per day (Cuz I'm lazy, I alternate between blening it myself or buying it at a juice bar...juice veggies, never fruit btw unless it's just a tad to sweeten up the drink. Me, I like a mean green palette.) definitely ups your raw percentage. Notice soooo many vegs going into that juicer!

Most of my daily intake is salads, a juice, various chomping on fruit as snacks or pick-me-ups throughout the day and raw sauces/garnishes atop brown rice or a sweet potato. A few times a month, I like meat. It's usually salmon, scrambled egg whites, thin slices of turkey at the deli, or steak tartar. The steak tartar at Orsay in NYC is the best I've ever had. I do not eat processed/packaged meats at all and aim for grass fed.

I admire those who are 100% raw, but they have serious cooking skillz to do so. Note, when I say cooking, I'm using it colloquially as in 'making food,' even though in raw food, making food is done without heat. These 100% raw people have mastered a delicious art that takes raw food to a bountiful, gourmet level where skills include dehydrating, sprouting, soaking, etc. As a novice to food prep, it's too detailed for me, but my goal is to learn from someone.

For now, one can get plenty of raw with a Vitamix blender to make soups, sauces, and dips, and even salad dressings- plus simple stuff like choosing an uncooked veggie side dish or salad with your meal if you dine out, eating tons of fruits and vegs throughout the day as snacks, and of course, making salads.

Being raw in the NW can certainly be done! My friend lives in Washington state and is a long-time 100% raw vegan. She's an amazing cook. I should pay her a visit just to learn a few things!

Hope that helps.

Hey, nothing wrong with going as raw as you can!

There are some great vegan and raw restaurants here. It is very very labour intensive to make raw food. There are some interesting products on the market. I find that the raw foodists eat a lot of sugar to keep their energy up and also that their palate is a bit off.

Actually, raw peeps don't do sugar. Do you mean sugar as in fruit? Then, they'd be having tons of energy. Even ppl who try to be as raw as possible don't do sugar as in cookies, candy, etc, and most raw dessert recipes are fruit sweetened- not even cane sugar sweetened. In fact, plenty even try to steer away from sugar-rich agave syrup.

I find soups, garnishes, sauces, dips, dressings to be the easy stuff to make. The other stuff like 'breads' etc look hard and labor intensive, yes. For now, I've had great results and fun with what I do know how to make.

I just re-read your post. I'm not vegan or raw. I deal with many of these people professionally and learnt about it. Those who I know are doing it swear by it and appear to be healthy. Mostly women.

It can be very costly. Especially if you buy organic and/or local.

I mean sugar as in high glucose content foods and foods that tend to be sweet to the palate

I find the more raw I am, the less hungry I am. Why? Because I'm being satiated with nutrients. Also, I don't buy stupid tinctures, etc. I buy real, actual food. Organic when I can, as much as I can afford. But what's really saved me money is buyng produce from farmers' markets. Organic there is way cheaper than regular in a grocery store. Sucks that NY is lacking in farmers markets.

Again, that depends. Are they eating Pepperridge Farm cookies or even tofutti cuties? Are they eating fruit? Are they face down into a pile of xylitol or however you spell it? What do you mean? If they're eating fruit, they're getting tons of energy. If not, they're not eating enough fruit.

We have many here in Toronto. I know a lot organic producers doing some fantastic work with delicious products.

Well, it figures that a thread about Gia not eating black dick turned into a thread about what she does eat.

When I'm speaking of the high glucose foods I'm referring to the restaurants products and stuff I eat at the consumer shows. That's very different than what I presume people make at home or access at regular restaurants

Mmmmnnn...post pics please!

Right now, I'm in lust with Raw Judita's cooking. She's a master. And gorgeous.

Well, there ya go.

AWESOME

Fuck you Jerkules, you're a piece of shit opening up old wounds and shit.

Alternative forms of nutrition are interesting mostly and taste better than the semi-poisonous material peddled about everywhere. I mean organic produce, dairy and meat.
What is a bit off is the alternative ideology vibe commonly not too far away from the food. I am sure that the veiny old creep only wanted to, well, discuss Tai Chi with the hot organic food store clerk after he wondered where she went the other day. Just like he said.

whore Think, Vegan is an absolute term. You can't be mostly vegan just like you can't be mostly pregnant. However you certainly are mostly intellectually challenged. Read? Like you read the definitions I provided for you. You're a fucking mostly macrobiotic vegetarian whore.

Then again thanks for illustrating...


Stupid Whore is gonna Stupid Whore

I see it as the type of food you can enjoy. Hence my clarification of MOSTLY instead of an absolute. No way will I say I'm raw vegan or vegan when clearly some of my diet is not that...example: just because I eat Japanese food, doesn't mean I'm Japanese.

And I'm not macro. I don't follow their 'you can only consume certain foods depending upon your region/season,' and I like mostly the juicy freshness of uncooked/raw veggies and fruit.

Nate, just saw your post on my profile. I've no reason to ban you. You're not even being disruptive. If you think debating about dietary semantics is grounds for dismissal, you need to up your trolling techniques.

someones looking to be a martyr is it?. sounds familiar.

Teehee. He wants to be banned. How adorable. Pussyfag.

Mostly garbage eater, but vegetarian/ vegan/ alternative isn't what it was even 10 years ago. A lot of advancements have been made in making it more...tasty, I guess. Even for someone like me. I don't care about the science. As long as it tastes good, happy birthday to me.

Wants to get banned. It all makes sense now. What a douche.

His real name is Maar'tear.

Yeah, lash out at me cause yer sad Tritone neutered your work in the Mugshot thread. Sure, the score is now OCD racist perv 743-self hating black 1, but it tears you up that he beat you. I know it was my mistake to point it out in that thread, I guess I'm the object of your hate now. I can take the heat and am quite curious how your troll will go, since I won't be popping off when you call me a n*ggur or a spook.

Gia, since moolies have such a high testosterone level, compared to humans, have you considered eating a colored's jizz prior to a work out? It would be a raw, organic form of steroids.

That would be an inconsequential anorexic's portion of a protein drink. Or shake, you know.

jesus fawkin' a, people!!! this is like cxxx and kurt lockwood engaging in a debate about sexuality.

Zzzzzzz.........

Cum Stains, do you do black dudes?

I'm pretty sure when I cook vegetable sous vide they keep all of their nutrients. I say this because they're being cooked in a vacuum-sealed pouch, so there is nowhere for the nutrients to escape to. They keep their color this way too, rather than looking all dulled-out like when you oversteam veggies.

I've never eaten an all-vegan or raw diet, but for a while there I was doing a day or two a week of drinking only freshly-made Mean Green veggie juice. Some people swear by the stuff. There's a movie about it. "Fat Sick & Nearly Dead," I think.

I had a friend who was dating a total vegan for a while. She came to a BBQ and couldn't find anything to eat so she took a hot dog bun, filled it with potato chips and topped it with ketchup. She had a son that she was also raising to be all-vegan. Like her, he was pale, thin, sickly looking and half-retarded. I think no one ever told her that your brain is made up of mostly fat & cholesterol. I heard about some hippies a while back who fed their infant nothing but low-fat shit like granola and now the kid is permanently retarded directly from their dieting decision. Try living with that choice.

I think you might have meant high FRUCTOSE...?

Everything you are now eating, have eaten, or will ever eat is glucose as far as your cells are concerned.

^^^ I think she's mostly concerned with the glycemic index.

Anyways, if I ever went nuts and started eating just one food like that guy who eats nothing but Big Macs, I think I would pick either Reese's Pieces or Peanut M&M's.

This has less to do with veganism and more to do with crappy food choices.

Omitting meat and dairy from your diet does not mean "ok cool I can load up on absolute crap all day and that means I'm healthy." NO.

If she knew she was going to a barbeque, she could've eaten a better choice there, let's say, a salad. If she figured there may not even be salads, she could've just eaten before going to the barbeque or even been a gracious guest and prepared a dish appealing to her vegan palette and the carnivores there, such as a really cool bread or crackers with an olive tapenade spread. Or hell, guacamole and salsa are PERFECT vegan yet suitable for all at a barbeque.

I have plenty of vegan and raw vegan friends with babies and children. They are NOT feeding their children granola. Again, vegan doesn't mean eat garbage as long as it's not meat/dairy. Granola is sugar-laden, lacks nutrients, and has more calories than a serving of Fruity Pebbles. My friends' kids eat a rich palette of food, are in perfect health, have tons of energy, and began reading earlier than other kids their age.

Fuck you Jerkules, you piece of shit race traitor asshole. I'm sorry that you want to make Tritone's mouth pregnant.

Yep fructose as it is ingested. And yes I was referring to the glycemic index.

comedy gold like this gets ya promoted to Sharif.

I have to say living rent free in your head isn't all it's cracked up to be.

How drug addicts feel about that is what might be interesting.

Val Kilmer was only in 3 good movies.
"Real Genius", "Top Secret" and "Willow"

Every 25 years or so Hollywood has to make a movie with lots of midgets. "Willow", "Time Bandits" and "The Wizard of OZ" all come to mind offhand. I havn't seen anything recently so I wonder...Are there less midgets being born now or do the midgets just not need to exploit their condition to get work in todays politically correct world.

We should put that question to our resident midget expert, Brandon Iron.

Legalized abortion has cut down on the number of midgets and NBA centers.

You guys have a point. Even Lord of the Rings didn't use midgets for hobbits. They CGI-shrunk regular actors. Unless midgets work at an uber-high pay grade, that's gotta be some cost-ineffective shit right there.

BI: Is it evolution or economics?

Nate seems awfully bummed about the new Constable. I can't understand why it's such a bother to him.

Time Bandits and Terry Gilliam, period, are both highly underrated.

Spartan was a good Val Kilmer movie too. I really wasn't expecting to like it because it's a David Mamet picture, but it was pretty good.

My biggest disappointment w/ the Johnny Depp Willie Wonka movie was that they used one dwarf and digitally copied him. I really felt ripped off.

I think it is ultra sounds. You get a pic of the fetus, doc tells you its gonna be all fucked up, and you do a miscarriage/abortion.

I'd love to see stats on midget/dwarf births over the years though. It would be a fun thing to stare at and create theories.

Now you've got me thinking Randy Newman's a Republican. Speaking of which, here's Randy Newman looking like an aged Tod Hunter/JRV:

Why, he gots midget kid?

I've wondered about midgets before. I might have even posted asking this question: Do all races have midgets? Living in Alaska, I'm pretty sure I've never seen or heard of an Eskimo midget. Do they have Japanese midgets?

I've seen Asian midgets. Chelsea Handler has that lil' Mexican working for me. Lots of Hegroe midgets.

I never saw a black retard till I was in my early 20s and working as a house painter(pot head job, good customer base if you deal and good connections for weed if you are buying). We were painting a group home in a residential neighborhood. The black retard got so excited about us in white painters clothes and caps that he tore the sliding glass door out of the wall trying to open it like a regular door. Then he throws it down and runs over to the guy who owned the painting business because he was fascinated by his bald head and started to rub it while repeating over and over, "Hey buddy!" The people who ran the house lured him back inside with pez and then locked him in his room for a time out.

This is funny 'cause I've always pictured our resident Russian retard doing the same to black dudes after arriving in NYC, post-Chernobyl. Given the climate of the times, I've also pictured him getting his ass kicked for it.

One of the outlying villages has a black retard that rides a 3 wheeled bike with like 50 reflectors on it.

I remember as a kid, when I would go to summer-camp-like programs in the city, the black tards always outnumbered the white tards by a margin of 3 to 1 at least.


crack babies........

You got the wrong three movies. Try Tombstone, Heat, and True Romance.

Definitely have to have Tombstone in there. He was great as "The Lunger".

Val Kilmer's performance was the worst part of this movie. Sadly, it's still one of his better performances overall.

Try The Saint, Batman Forever, and American Cowslip.

I never watched the Kilmer Batman, because I can't stand Jim Carrey. I'da been much happier if Robin Williams played the Riddler.

I always felt Robin Williams was born to play The Hamburglar.

Robin Williams' acting career peaked with Mork from Ork. I like when he plays dramatic roles. He removes any attempt to be funny and just talks all slow & dimwitted. Like Ben Stiller going full-retard.

I loved that show when I was a kid.

Yeah, he was pretty fucked up in One Hour Photo, playing the lonely psychopath stalking the family he develops pictures for at Walmart.

Hmmm... That trailer was a lot more exciting than I remember the movie as being. He also played an idiot-killer in Insomnia. I liked that movie because it showed how hard it is to sleep up here in the summer when the sun is shining at 11pm.

The deathbed scene with the whore is a classic ! ^
"You may be the anti christ !"

I think we're all forgetting Val Kilmer's masterpiece Top Secret.

I think you need to pay closer attention.

The Salton Sea

I really wasn't paying any attention. I just saw Top Secret last week and it was in my mind waiting to spew forward.

I have to wonder if people now get the joke with the Pinto.