Glad I could amuse you. I haven't had a food reaction this bad since I went to check on our fishing summerhouse in the middle of winter and the only thing there to eat was chicken bouillon. I drank cup after cup of the stuff and didn't realize it was full of MSG. I quickly learned that it is possible to pee from your butt.
Ice cream always does that shit to me. It can't be lactose intolerance, as i can eat cheese all night long, but ice cream fucks my shit up hard. It's why I rarely eat it, and if I do, it's in very small quantities.