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#548504 - 03/24/12 11:43 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Mopez had game.


No he didn't. Never did. Never will.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
This douche is nothing but whiny cry bitch, hating on everything and not producing anything.


Just like MPZ.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Add in the bragging on hookers, racism and Obamma hate, and I'd say it sounds more like a Coke Stevens-tard, just trying to cop enough of TaRAPEz vibe to throw everyone off.


He would. Funny thing, though. He's never gone there. Not once. If it were actually Cuck, at least some of that would have seeped through by now. It hasn't.

Someone's trying to throw people off the trail alright, but it ain't Coke. Right, ummm, "Trevor?"

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#548517 - 03/24/12 12:12 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Nate was talking up his 100's of hookers in another thread. His previous avatar was Obama, I didn't go back through and look at posts to check for the racism/Obama hate, put I think I remember it being there. I could be wrong though, wouldn't be the first time. Also, the bragging about income. Something along the lines of "I paid $28K in taxes when I was 21." Add in the absolute lack of humor, and this is all that lead me to think about our old country club racist might be back.
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#548522 - 03/24/12 12:50 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
J.B.
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I must have missed the hookers amongst his other empty boasts. Did he include pics as well? Cuck was always a travelogue for tricks. Let me know if you find it.

He had the Obama av since '07, when a lot more people were hating on him. That's part of his PAFH-ological need to be accepted. I can't recall nate hating on Blacks or Jews at all, much less with the intensity Cuck did.

The self-importance, the empty boasts and the lack of humor are all there, but these are traits shared by most serial gatecrashers. The racism is common as well, but it's that precise combination of all these traits that made Cuck (and his previous accounts) unique. Of course, if he starts spewing it now, I'll know it's a dodge.

If anyone currently posting is Cuck, it would be Tyler Dumbass. But I'm thinking he's actually MPR-slash-Fuckwhore, who was this racist, asian dude who used to be married to Lori Lust.


Edited by J.B. (03/24/12 12:52 PM)
Edit Reason: BTW, there was absolutely nothing "country club" about Cuck whatsoever.

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#548524 - 03/24/12 01:20 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Barry labeled him that, stating that Cuck was the type to only bad mouth non whites behind closed doors.
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#548525 - 03/24/12 01:28 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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What? Cuck a coward IRL??? Perish the thought. Next you'll tell me all his hookers were really truck-stop rent boys.

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#548526 - 03/24/12 01:49 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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If I remba rectly, chubby mid west MILF was his thing. He was probably in to the adult baby thing. Diapers, spankings, then have the broad hit him in the keister w/ a strap on for the main event.
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#548527 - 03/24/12 01:57 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
J.B.
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That sounds about right for Cuck, though the adult baby thing sounds more like Stewie's thing than Nate's. I could be wrong, and if I am, don't tell me, because the thirty seconds we've spent determining which of the three is more advanced is thirty seconds we'll never get back and I don't intend to waste any more time thinking 'bout it.

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#548533 - 03/24/12 03:10 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Oliver Cramwell Offline
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I'd beat the fucking dogshit out of Jim B or whatever that mick calls himself now. He's a piece of shit and it's a damn shame that Cromwell didn't sweep all of his kind into the North Sea when he had the chance.

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#548535 - 03/24/12 03:14 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
J.B.
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Speak of the devil. We were just talking about you. How's it going, Trish?

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#548550 - 03/24/12 05:44 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Barry labeled him that, stating that Cuck was the type to only bad mouth non whites behind closed doors.


What I remember that got under my skin was him talking about fucking with the lives of Mexicans that he was supervising, just because he could. I think that's bullshit bullying to fuck with someone's livelihood like that. If they're fucking up, that's a different pot of fish. But just fucking with them because you can makes you punk.
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#548552 - 03/24/12 05:51 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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What about fucking with them just because they are here illegally?

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#548556 - 03/24/12 06:21 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
J.B.
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^^Then it's a question of "Are they filling spots others are too whiny/lazy to fill?"

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#548558 - 03/24/12 06:25 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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How many beers now, JB? Me: about 8. Charin can translate that to 10.

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#548561 - 03/24/12 06:55 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
J.B.
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About 6, but I haven't drank in about 6 weeks, which is why I think your Charin factor's a bit off.

Anyway the whiny/lazy factor I was speaking of prolly belongs in the Tritone thread. I've never in my life had a problem with anyone who came here to work from south of the border. The "less fortunate" north of the border? Oh hellz yes.

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#548562 - 03/24/12 07:01 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Bornyo Offline
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I don't have a problem with them either, as a people, except for that "here illegally" thing. We have people from Europe and Canada (Euro immigrants) and Asia trying to get in legally and they can't, by the rules. It's not a simple problem.

But if one was demagoguing and overly simplistic I'd say remove ALL the illegals and then sort out the situation. By being illegal they are defacto a non-issue.

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#548563 - 03/24/12 07:03 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Bornyo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
What about fucking with them just because they are here illegally?


I've honestly never thought about it. I've never worked anywhere that hired illegals...that I know of. I don't think that was Cuckie's point...altho I could be wrong.

In that situation, I don't know if I'd go out of my way to fuck with them. My last two jobs have really given ulcers as far as morality goes. It's a paycheque tho. My morals and ideals have a pretty low price. Chances are I wouldn't even go within my way to fuck with them. I guess jobwise, I'd figure it's soul crushing enough without adding drama.
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#548566 - 03/24/12 07:08 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
We have people from Europe and Canada (Euro immigrants) and Asia trying to get in legally and they can't, by the rules. It's not a simple problem.



Maybe it's the NYC Irish thing but I've known plenty of Europeans living and working here just as illegally as any others. Maybe they hide better. In fact, I'm absolutely certain of it.

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#548569 - 03/24/12 07:10 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Bornyo Offline
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Toss 'em all out!

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#548583 - 03/24/12 08:29 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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If you got rid of all the illegals, the northeast would grind to a stand still. 95% of the restaurants would get boarded up. We'd be better off shipping the lazy spooks and white trash outta here, and letting the Mexicans and Guats take over the tenement houses and trailer parks.
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#548584 - 03/24/12 08:41 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Bornyo Offline
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I don't know how you sort lazy and white trash. I do know how, technically, you sort illegal.

Edit: That last sentence has to be one of the most difficult to read I've ever written. I'm drunk, but I've re-read it six times and it's not getting any easier to read and yet I can't find anything wrong with it grammatically.


Edited by Bornyo (03/24/12 08:44 PM)

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#548605 - 03/25/12 06:25 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Barry labeled him that, stating that Cuck was the type to only bad mouth non whites behind closed doors.



Love him or hate him, coke did say some extremely funny shit here and there. Barry is right. I specifically remember a coke post where he claimed he was a "country club racist" IRL and only "told it like it is around his friends". I also remember one time where, upon getting shit from BDM, he told him he was funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton combined. I thought that was funny.

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#548610 - 03/25/12 07:05 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Bornyo Offline
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Coke did say a funny thing or too, but mostly I laughed AT him saying it, not at the actual shit he said.

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#548611 - 03/25/12 07:09 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: fartz]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: fartz
I also remember one time where, upon getting shit from BDM, he told him he was funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton combined. I thought that was funny.


Cuck was born unfunny and will remain unfunny until the day he dies and God gives us the mercy of being without his presence. The General is a great flick, however. Cuck only knew it because he googled it, and his vapid bleatings should neither add nor detract from Keaton's work.

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#548613 - 03/25/12 07:12 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I don't know how you sort lazy and white trash.


I'm on that.

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#548642 - 03/25/12 11:20 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Bornyo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I do know how, technically, you sort illegal.


How about: I do know, technically, how you (or "to") sort illegals.
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#548652 - 03/25/12 12:48 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: ]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: J.B.

If anyone currently posting is Cuck, it would be Tyler Dumbass. But I'm thinking he's actually MPR-slash-Fuckwhore, who was this racist, asian dude who used to be married to Lori Lust.


Perhaps I spoke too soon. I've been known to be wrong. Ain't that right, Floof?

Originally Posted By: Tyler Durden
But I'll forgo the numerous projects I've completed, and instead pick an easy one; graduate from University. Because looking at their Wilki pages, neither of those two coons were able to do that.

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#548714 - 03/25/12 10:43 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Oliver Cramwell Offline
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Who in the fuck is Trish?

You're a spud fucking ginger who needs to jump off of the nearest bridge, lest the psychosis that rests in your worthless mick heart be visited further upon our fair countenance. You fuck.

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#548717 - 03/25/12 10:45 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Steezo Offline
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Your avatar looks like a donkey in a sex swing.



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#548724 - 03/25/12 11:15 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Oliver Cramwell]
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Originally Posted By: Oliver Cramwell
Who in the fuck is Trish?

You're a spud fucking ginger who needs to jump off of the nearest bridge, lest the psychosis that rests in your worthless mick heart be visited further upon our fair countenance. You fuck.


Well, someone bought the box set of Deadwood.
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#548739 - 03/26/12 05:27 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
J.B.
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I'm a ginger now?

There's absolutely nothing original about him. He's useless and pretended to be Tricia Desvereaux for a time. No wonder he's the only guy who talks to Pipe Dream.

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#548770 - 03/26/12 01:06 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Your avatar looks like a donkey in a sex swing.

rotfl
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#573873 - 11/14/12 10:39 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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This little fucking cocksucker "The Meat" is really fucking starting to fucking piss me off.Annoying little fucking prick..

So here we are again[sadly]..!

Time to put on the Cowboy boots get the lead pipe and some chain and the fileting knife..Because when i,m done working this asswipe out,,and its all said and done i'm gonna gut the fucker like a fish..

First off all i would sneak up to you from behind and wack you in the back of the head with the pipe..just hard enough to put you down then still with the pipe i go after legs/knees/arms and try to break every fucking bone in your pathetic little body...And then its really time to start to work your dumb ass..

I take that fucking chain and litteraly stuff it down your throat 12 ft of 2 inch link stuffed in your fucking gullet..And then i get the boots some work stomping on and punting your head as hard as if fucking can..
And then i gut you like a fucking pickeral and leave you lieing in your own gut pile,,then take a dump [a j.b.] on you..And then call it a day maybe go home and order a pizza or something... smile
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#573879 - 11/14/12 11:32 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Wouldn't he be hard to gut w/ a belly full of chain?
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#573880 - 11/14/12 11:37 AM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Mr. Meat Offline
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That was all about me? Sorry, can I can't read all that shit. I'm an ADHD suffering mothafucka.

You can do that shit to know-nothing construction hack, Bornyo though.

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#573891 - 11/14/12 01:58 PM Re: Top 10 posters you would like to beat with a 2x4 [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Wouldn't he be hard to gut w/ a belly full of chain?


applaud
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